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• Sloppy Seconds: What Does LiLo Have Against ScarJo?

  We love Brian Williams and we love food courts (our first job was at Chinese Delight in the Independence Center, yo) so it should come as no surprise that we really love that NBC's Brian Williams loves to eat in food courts. [Parade] Disney meal ticket Miley Cyrus was killed by a drunk driver over the weekend. Except totally not at all! [MTV] Michael Jackson is being sued by the future king of Bahrain after Jackson supposedly backed out of a recording contract. [Radar]  Read More... Posted Nov 17 2008, 05:09 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: michael jackson, fashion, lindsay lohan, who would you rather, heidi klum, sloppy seconds, Usher, Disney, miley cyrus, scarlett johansson, plastic surgery, drunk driving, vanity fair, skin, miami, naked women, Brian Williams, katy perry, i kissed a girl, miley cyrus is dead, naked miley cyrus, bahrain, lindsay lohan hates scarlett johansson, brian williams loves food courts, email hoaxes, king of bahrain, lindsay lohan vs scarlett johansson, miley cyrus faked her death, naked models, victoria's secret fashion show, lindsay lohan and scarlett johansson, drunk drivers, fake death, miley cyrus killed by a drunk driver, chinese delight, future king of bahrain, miley cyrus' death, food courts, miley cyrus killed, fashion show, independence center, naked victoria's secret models

• Scanner Roundtable: What's Up With All the Spring Break Ups?

  It seems that lately friends of ours are breaking up on a daily basis. What's up with that? Isn't spring supposed to be for lovers? Read More... Posted Jun 03 2008, 09:15 AM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: dating, relationships, facebook, sex, skin, spring, break ups

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Say Goodbye to Boobs

  In our lifetimes many boobs will come and go. But every once in a while a pair like no other comes along (and, no, they don't belong to Ashley Alexandra Dupre). And just like that, they're gone. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 06:14 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, halle berry, fox news, facebook, Iraq, highs and lows, katie holmes, boob envy, war, ashley alexandra dupre, Asia Argento, skin, spring, sportst illustrated

• It's the First Day of Spring! Let's Celebrate By Looking at Some Skin

  Random legs via hmimg.com   It's the first day of spring! Even though it's in the high 40's here in New York, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and the wind is blowing our curtains just enough to make us feel like we're living in a Downy commercial. In honor of this day that makes Scanner Emily the happiest she's been all year, we thought we'd take a look at the good, the bad and the ugly of spring skin. Let the angry comments begin... Read More... Posted Mar 20 2008, 02:13 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: britney spears, jessica biel, girls gone wild, rilo kiley, jenny lewis, skin, spring