The
man pictured above is Arthur Kade. We'd never heard of him until today
but a quick Google search leads us to believe that he is some fameball
douchebag who makes a living being a fameball douchebag. Don't believe
us? Here's the first line of the bio on his website: "I am an extremely
motivated and passionate person who trys to excel at everything that I
do." Sounds like a bad personal ad to us. Anyway, he gets douchier than
that—much, much douchier, verging on pedophile douchier except we think
it's just pure douchebaggery. You see, Arthur Kade probably doesn't
think you're hot unless you look like Gisele (she's a 10, Halle Berry
is only an 8) and if you are that hot, you better shave off all your
hair down there or you will not get the pleasure of what is, presumably,
his tiny peen inside you.
From his blog:
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