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• Who Would You Rather: Keeley Hazell or Sara Boberg?

  Both women wish they were in the Olympics, but weren't invited. Both were the subject of digital nude renderings leaked by unknown parties. And both look incredible naked, with their glorious natural breasts. Hey, find us two naked guys in the news these days and we'll have a Who Would You Rather? with them two... otherwise, it's females galore... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 04:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: who would you rather, sex tape, keeley hazell, nsfw, olympics, nude photos, topless photos, naked women, olympians, sara boberg

• While You Were Sleeping: Who Looks Best In A Bikini?

  Whoever claims full responsibility for the fire at Westboro Baptist Church wants to assure you that they did their best: http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/482185.html Man, what the hell is with Verne Troyer and his ex? Either they're the two biggest liars ever, or they tried to reenact Sopranos episodes on each other every night while still together. Are these the biggest nipples in Hollywood? Read More... Posted Aug 04 2008, 08:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, james bond, sex tape, halle berry, gisele bundchen, hollywood, engaged, madonna, michael moore, Tom Brady, nipple, breast cancer, wal-mart, bikini, birthday cake, guitar hero, verne troyer

• While You Were Sleeping: We'll Score Or Go Topless For You

  Don't you wish America's Next Top Models were making sex tapes, too? Isn't this entrapment? An Ohio man came upon a topless woman in a park. The woman, noting that the park was empty, asked him to take out his dick. He obliged and was promptly arrested as part of a sting operation. Did you hear about the naked airplane passenger? Read More... Posted Jul 21 2008, 09:48 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, America's Next Top Model, subway, david beckham, football, soccer, mile high club, ohio, suicide, topless photos, Neil Young, indecent exposure

• Sloppy Seconds: Just How Good is Mini Me In Bed?

  We'd be so pissed if our sibling wrote a book about us and spilled all of our secrets. Apparently, Madonna isn't as close to her brother as we are to our sister. [Queerty] Christina Applegate's ex-boyfriend Lee Grivas was found dead from an apparent drug overdose. [People]  Ashley Alexandra Dupre has decided to drop her $10M lawsuit against Joe "Boobies" Francis. [Radar] Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 05:16 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, sloppy seconds, babies, ryan gosling, Joe Francis, nicole kidman, madonna, families, girls gone wild, ashley alexandra dupre, baby names, mini me, verne tryoer, christina applegate, keith urban

• R. Kelly is So Screwed

  A former back-up singer for R. Kelly broke down in the courtroom yesterday after admitting something that will probably get him sent to jail for a long, long time. Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 12:58 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, virginity, teenagers, R Kelly, court, child porn, trials

• R. Kelly Sex Tape: Set to the Tune of the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys

  We never saw the R. Kelly sex tape when it made the rounds in 2002, so forgive us if we're a little shocked that it's set to the tune of the Spice Girls and the Backstreet Boys. Maybe focusing on that is our brain's way of blocking out the rest of it. Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 11:07 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, virginity, teenagers, R Kelly, court, child porn, trials

• Sloppy Seconds: Why Does Oprah Look So Scared?

  We're kind-of sad to report that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape has been "fully debunked" by the FBI, whatever that means. [Radar]  Maybe it's the band geek in us, but we got way too excited over this video of synchronized metronomes. [Didn'tYouHear?]  Uma Thurman's stalker says he "didn't mean to scare her." [Yahoo!]  Read More... Posted May 02 2008, 05:56 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, sloppy seconds, tom cruise, paula abdul, american idol, Marilyn Monore, band, stalkers, uma thurman, Oprah

• Vintage Masturbation Material: Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape

  What's hotter than Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe? Marilyn Monroe doing someone else. With her mouth. On tape. For 15 minutes. Read More... Posted Apr 14 2008, 02:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, sex tape, oral sex, Marilyn Monore, masturbation material

• Scanner Highs and Lows: It's All About You, And Boobs

  We like to think that in addition to showing you pictures of boobs, we're doing a public service here at Scanner. We want you to get dates and have sex and look at great pictures... of many things. Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 06:13 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: real dolls, lindsay lohan, britney spears, sex tape, helen mirren, amy winehouse, weddings, south park, highs and lows, julia allison, geeks, masturbating, jamie lee curtis, prostitutes, miss bimbo, men in trees, angels, uclAa, scanner highs and lows, undie run, kristin davis

• Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Learned to Appreciate Our Bodies Just the Way They Are

  We spent the week contemplating our belly buttons, boobs, bellies and butts. And in the end, we appreciate what nature gave us a little bit more than we did when the week began. How about you? Read More... Posted Feb 22 2008, 04:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, sex tape, art, msnbc, christina aguilera, Barack Obama, highs and lows, dicks, france, butts, Gene Simmons, architectural porn, courtney cox, osana bin laden, penises, painting

• All Bets Off in Malaysian Sex Tape Scandal

  Bookies in Kuala Lampur are refusing to take bets on what hotel room a former Malaysian government minister was supposedly filmed in for a now infamous sex tape. The tape scandal caused the minister to resign, but the bookies aren't refusing for ethical reasons. "The last time we accepted bets after a particular set of numbers was published on the front page of a Chinese daily, we were badly hit and lost several million ringgit [Malaysian currency]." That particular bet? The death toll after the bombing of an Egyptian report. We hardly think this compares, but like we said, they're not doing this for ethical reasons. [Reuters: Bookies refuse wagers on sex tape number] [Previously: The Guy in Red Was A Malaysian Health Minister Until a Sextape Scandal] Posted Jan 08 2008, 10:50 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, sextapes, scandals, betting, Malaysia, bookies

• Amy Fisher Promotes Her Own Sex Tape

  This morning Amy Fisher promoted her own sex tape on Good Morning America. Fisher's ex husband released the tape of the couple after he was supposedly upset about Fisher re-kindling her romance with old flame Joey Buttafuoco (whose wife Fisher shot in the head, in case you forgot): "My husband, you know, released this. And you know what? It's out there. I have two choices. I can sit there and say, it doesn't exist, which it does exist, you know. Or I can do the intelligent thing." Which for Fisher means making the best of the situation and making money. "I mean, unbelievably, you know, a sex tape comes out and the next thing I know, I mean I'm getting offers for endorsements," she said. "I mean, they pay me to be there, which — you know, I guess it brings attention to their club and a lot of people come down. And you know, it's a good thing. It's fun for everybody." But all's well that ends well.   Read More... Posted Jan 04 2008, 11:37 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sex tape, joey buttafuoco, amy fisher

• Sloppy Seconds: Is Dumbledore "Gay Gay" or Just "Gay"?

  Even though Dumbledore is gay, he's still more than just, like, gay.  Why was Time Out New York's Sex Issue a success? Cancelled subscriptions. Bet you're all on pins and needles waiting for the Amy Fisher sex tape. Clean those fingernails and brush the teeth: Porn star turn-offs.   No sex allowed on Singapore's Airbus A380, the first commercial aircraft to feature suites with double beds. Posted Oct 30 2007, 03:00 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, sex tape, sloppy seconds, amy fischer, airplane

• In the News: Anti-gay at Obama Campaign? Sex Tape in Vietnam?

  Singer at Obama campaign knows just how to cure that pesky gayness: Obama being criticized for inviting gospel singer Donnie McClurkin, who believes gays and lesbians can be "cured," to his South Carolina campaign. Mr. Obama said last night through a spokesman that he “strongly disagrees” with Mr. McClurkin’s views. Vietnam, America welcomes you to the Internet sex tape party: A sex video allegedly involving a teenage Vietnamese television star is causing outrage in Vietnam. "This is the most scandalous and controversial thing that has ever happened in Vietnam's virtual world," says journalist Hung Nguyen. Sex workers protest in La Paz: Bolivian prostitutes go on a hunger strike after locals shut down the bars and strip joints where they work. Withholding her identity, the woman said that if El Alto wants to get rid of prostitutes "then the government should give us a hand and take care of our children, and afterward provide us with jobs". Sioux City's airport is sucking it up: Sioux City, Iowa has decided not to get rid of its three-letter identifier: SUX. "I've got buddies that I went to college with in different cities that can't even remember their own birthdays, but they all know the Sioux City designator — SUX," [said airport board member Dave Bernstein]   Posted Oct 23 2007, 09:00 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, prostitution, obama, sex tape