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• 16 Year Old Boy Figures Out How To Rip Off Sex Offenders, Get Rich

  A teenage boy in Sweden has it all figured out: he can make a quick killing ripping off online perverts utilizing the same methods cops use to bust predators: posing as a gateway to underage girls. Except sometimes dumb people actually report him to the police... Read More... Posted Aug 07 2008, 11:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 25 comment(s) Filed under: arrests, sweden, sex offenders, teenage girls, underage sex, teenage boys, rock of love, bret michaels

• Female Teacher's Aide Guilty of Sex with 16-Year-Old Female Student

  It began at a church summer camp (!) and ended when fellow school employees spotted naked photos of the 16-year-old on the aide's cell phone. Melody Ybona Gawliu was a 24-year-old teacher's aide at El Camino High School in South San Francisco when she began having oral sex with an underage female student. Perhaps no one would've ever found out this was going on if Gawliu hadn't made three key, boneheaded mistakes... Read More... Posted Jul 30 2008, 11:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, high school, school, teachers, teacher student sex, hot teachers, sex offenders, jailbait, text messaging, teacher sex, nude photos, san francisco

• Sloppy Seconds: Topless Chicks Arrested At KFC

  Miss USA fell down during the evening wear competition at the Miss Universe pageant.... for the second year in a row. USA! USA! USA!  A student protester in Iran was beaten, tortured, and imprisoned there after appearing on the cover of The Economist. Two things: People actually read The Economist? And how did the guy get from Iraq to America? The followup doesn't say-- he just escapes from Iran, then makes it to Iraq and... the next thing you know, he's here. Does anyone smell another Bush Administration manipulation here?  Kate Moss, topless on vacation, is apparently trying for the Amy Winehouse-Doing-Kate Moss look these days. Make it stop! Read More... Posted Jul 14 2008, 05:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: amy winehouse, george w bush, PETA, iran, kate moss, sex offenders, iranians, colorado, topless, topless photos, iraq war, kfc

• CO-ED Magazine's "Hottest Female Sex Offenders" List Too Bonkers to Ignore

  We've complained about CO-ED Magazine being a worthless pile of sexist internet poo before, and frankly we thought that they'd never show up in our pages again. But we will be goddamned if with their latest listacle, they ain't finally done something so enthusiastically and intriguingly wrong that we're kind of impressed. (Actuallly, yeah: we probably will be damned by God.) Read More... Posted Feb 28 2008, 10:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: we're fucked, CO-ED Magazine, sex offenders, hot for teacher, sex predators