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• While You Were Sleeping: Blake Fielder-Civil In Trouble Again

  Who cares if it makes us sound like a two-year-old: we can't stop shouting "I want! I want! I want!" when we watch this video about Tweenbots. It was the biggest Easter box-office of all time, thanks to Hannah Montana topping that dumb car race movie. First, gay marriage and now sexting will be legal... Read More... Posted Apr 13 2009, 09:54 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: marriage, scary, gay marriage, hannah montana, parodies, suri cruise, scientology, children, seinfeld, wedding, porn industry, vermont, easter, while you were sleeping, gay marriage ban, lawsuit, scientologists, sexting, polar bear, robot, tweens, roger federer, tweenbots

• While You Were Sleeping: Ashton Kutcher Needs To Shaddup

  London is never going to get rid of MJ-- the King of Pop That Was Almost Good Twenty Years Ago added 17 new shows. All this iPhone app silliness shows that Apple is just as lame as any other company when it comes to letting their customers have freedom of speech. Iron Man 2 will either be the best or the worst sequel in film history-- there can no longer be any in between. Yesterday, sources confirmed that first Mickey Rourke and now Scarlett Johansson have signed on. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: michael jackson, mickey rourke, New York City, london, tom cruise, katie holmes, ashton kutcher, scarlett johansson, fidel castro, mayor, twitter, iphone, iron man 2, scientologists, breastts

• While You Were Sleeping: Tara Reid Back To The Booze

  Guess who's to blame for the continued conflicted in Gaza? The United States, that's who-- they blocked a UN resolution calling for an end to the fighting. (Not that it would've done a damn thing to stop the assault.) Have you been buying Pepsi from the Atlanta plant? (First of all-- why are you buying Pepsi?) It turns out they are using illegal Mexican Pepsi. Marijuana has been decriminalized in Drugachusetts Massachusetts (for the most part) and cops are refusing to hand out tickets because... Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gawker, dead people, death, senate, al franken, booze, israel, marijuana, scientology, alcohol, john travlota, Republican, rehab, minnesota, pepsi, Mexican, teenage girls, tara reid, nude photos, flying, war on drugs, massachusetts, sfw, atlanta, scientologists, united nations, gaza

• Holy Hipster Hybrid: Chloe Sevigny in Beck's New Video

  We have a little crush on both Beck (even if he is a Scientologist) and Chloe Sevigny (even if she does play a Mormon), so forgive us if we're just a little too excited about Beck's Gamma Ray Redux video featuring the painted lady. Read More... Posted Oct 29 2008, 02:50 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: video, mormons, tom cruise, hybrids, music video, hipsters, big love, scientologists, beck, gamma ray redux, paint, gamma ray, clowns, chloe sevigny