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How to Survive The Recession: Marry a Saudi

Single ladies with shopping problems (in the house!): get a ring on it—just make sure said ring comes from a Saudi man if you have any hope of surviving this recession.

A judge in Saudi Arabia has said that it's okay for a man to slap his wife if she spends lavishly on things like clothing.

Posted May 11 2009, 04:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Filed under: marriage, rules, husbands and wives, wives, laws, domestic violence, slapping, saudi arabia, judges, saudi judge, spending habits, spending, shopping problems

Congratulations, Miss Beautiful... Morals

They don't allow women to drive; they barely allow them to breathe without permission. So, it should come as no surprise that the only "pageants" held in Saudi Arabia involve women who are basically invisible, covered until to the eyeballs in black fabric (in 120-degree temperature land, to boot.) Of course, these pageants are not about beauty... unless you consider rigid conservative "morals" beautiful.

Meet Miss Beautiful Morals! She's hot as hell... under all that heavy material.

Posted May 06 2009, 07:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s)

Filed under: funny, afghanistan, sexism, pageants, conservative, men and women, beauty pageant, beauty pageant queens, saudi arabia, morals

While You Were Sleeping: Lara Flynn Boyle Still Getting Naked

Phil Spector was finally convicted of second-degree murder. Bye bye, psycho.

Al Franken has been declared the winner of the Minnesota Senate race... again. And it's not over yet... although it's been over for months, of course.

A study shows that Facebook users have lower GPA's than non-Facebookers.

Posted Apr 14 2009, 09:14 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: facebook, senate, al franken, tv shows, minnesota, naked, neverland ranch, rape, murder, while you were sleeping, iphone, underage sex, sfw, naked woman, saudi arabia, tv sex, lara flynn boyle, college boys, at&t, pilot, tweenbots, phil spector

While You Were Sleeping: It's A Lipstick Jungle Out There

Women in Saudi Arabia are going to other countries to shop for lingerie because of the male store employees. In other news, Saudi Arabia allows lingerie.

Prince William "can marry a Jedi," but not a Catholic.

Fake Dina Lohan and Fake Christopher Walken were outed and removed from...

Posted Mar 30 2009, 09:10 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: star wars, richard simmons, cops, john mayer, Royal Family, lingerie, dina lohan, rush limbaugh, robbery, Prince William, sexism, lipstick jungle, robberies, saudi arabia, mankini, christopher walken

While You Were Sleeping: Miley Cyrus Hacked

Bristol Palin spoke out and admitted she was unprepared for motherhood.

What does the first female minister mean for Saudi Arabia?

After weeks of media obsession, prosecutor's zeal, and ridiculous wastes of energy, Michael Phelps is...

Posted Feb 17 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: lily allen, natalie portman, valentine's day, miley cyrus, ebay, Jude Law, twitter, kevin spacey, hackers, michael phelps, bristol palin, saudi arabia, prosecutor, valentines day

Iranian Kids Like Sex Too

Iran’s Islamic legal code outlaws premarital sex, sex outside of marriage and abortion (sound familiar? We’re not even going to bring up gay sex here), but the law is no match for a young person’s quest to get it on.

Posted Dec 29 2008, 03:10 PM by Scanner Matt with | with no comments

Filed under: George Bush, iran, sexual revolution, iraq war, foreign policy, saudi arabia, sarah palin milf, teen sex muslims, war with iran, make love not war, mahmoud ahmadinejad, persian, christian right gay marriage, peace in the middle east, sex in the middle east, iranian sex

While You Were Sleeping: Kirsten Dunst Off the Deep End

A very lame-looking Jim Carrey movie based on a superior autobiography opened with a mere $18 million.

Teachers can't keep banging teenagers.

The Letters to Santa operation was suspended last week because of a scary security breach...

Posted Dec 22 2008, 10:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

No Legal Remedies for "Upskirting" and "Downblousing"

Technology definitely progresses faster than the law and the perves are taking advantage of the loop holes. Snapping a picture with a cell phone up a woman's skirt ("upskirting" ) or down her blouse ("downblousing") has become a world craze. Japan now requires cellphone cameras to come with a shutter sound to announce a picture is being taken.

Posted Nov 26 2008, 01:37 PM by Scanner Matt with | with no comments

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