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• Ex-Mayor in Michigan Arrested For Having Sex in the Street

  Kim Capello, a 56-year-old man who used to be the Mayor pro term of Novi, just outside of Detroit, was arrested last month for indecent exposure. While it's always news when a politician is arrested for whipping out his boner (Kim is currently the Oakland County Commissioner-- see above), there is more to this story than simple indecency... Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 01:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cheating, republicans, public sex, michigan, Republican, indecency, arrested, mayor, extramarital affairs, sex life, extra-marital affair, lawyers, cheaters, hypocrites, indecent exposure, republican idiots, arrest warrant

• Nevada Governor's Sex Scandal May Top Eliot Spitzer's

  Jim Gibbons, Republican Governor of Nevada and accused sexual assailant, is one helluva piece of work. We've previously told you about Gibbons and an incident involving a waitress who claims she was assaulted and told to "shut up" by the Governor one night in a parking garage, although no charges were filed. Now, the juicy details of the Gibbons family divorce are burning up the wire...  Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 09:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, playboy, Bill Clinton, Republican, nevada, affair, extramarital affairs, Eliot Spitzer, governor, extra-marital affair, cheaters, love addict, playboy bunnies, sext message, republican idiots, sexting, eliot spitzer prostitution, reno, jim gibbons

• Moran Stirring Up Controversy By Suggesting We Need To Get Rid Of Obama

  We're trying to decide who's funnier: the guy above or the moran in this story... The village idiot in Fort Walton Beach, Florida has spoken: he would like us to "get rid of" Obama, and will sit on his porch with his misspelled signs, waving the confederate flag until the Black Man is out of the White House. The New Republic reports on local Republican Larry Ford, who is causing guffaws all around the world with his special brand of populism... and this sign has gotta be seen to be believed... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 10:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: george w bush, Barack Obama, florida, spelling, racism, assassination, morons, billboard, racial profiling, controversial, moran, republican idiots, president barack obama

• Barack Obama's "Gay Sex Scandal" Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

  ...for liberals. Because the "Barack Obama is gay" narrative is entirely the work one deranged and entirely unlikeable character, he can only embolden Democrats with his bizarre and unbelievable claims... Read More... Posted Feb 26 2009, 11:28 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: cocaine, sex scandals, Barack Obama, Republican, gay sex, larry sinclair, Chicago, sex scandal, right-wing, real or fake, republican idiots, blow job, tabloid news stories

• While You Were Sleeping: Paula Deen Moons Her Audience

  Memo to Citibank employees: if you receive a letter requesting $27 million for the Bank of Ethiopia, check to make sure it wasn't posted in Nigeria. The GOP attacked Obama on the stimulus... but this guy couldn't name a single piece of "pork," not even a general category. You have to wait till the end of this Walker: Texas Ranger clip for the payoff-- and it's laugh-out-loud, knee-slappin' good times...  Read More... Posted Feb 24 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: prince, Barack Obama, GOP, chuck norris, youtube, oscars, Penelope Cruz, hollywood, Republican, wine, robbery, food, asses, while you were sleeping, robber, older women, republican idiots, paula deen, shooting, nigeria, mooning, scams, child prostitutes, ethiopia, citibank

• While You Were Sleeping: Westboro Stoops To New Low, Falls On Its Face

  Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties... Read More... Posted Feb 23 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: paris hilton, kids, dead people, mickey rourke, obituaries, award shows, employment, Dolly Parton, jobs, Jessica Simpson, florida, pregnancy, nicole richie, academy awards, independent films, sean penn, supreme court, milk, mike myers, plane crash, republican idiots, prop 8, academy award nominations, slumdog millionaire, best actor, westboro baptist church, unemployed media, the wrester, middle age

• This Week in Gayness: Don't Ask... Just Don't Ask

  Good As You alerted us to Focus on the Family's hilariously awful anti-gay conference in Charlotte. They also put a human face on Jeff Johnston, an "ex-gay" who is obviously not human because it's not possible for anyone to change their sexual orientation. This guy would be Keith Olbermann's worst person in the world if anyone knew who he was: a gay Minnesota Republican who is against gay rights. Paul Koering will vote against "the Marriage and Family Protection Act, a bill that would make Minnesota's marriage laws gender-neutral, allowing same-sex couples many of the rights currently denied by Minnesota statute." The roles have been cast and the parents approved of the script. And then a high school principal decided to cancel a student production of Rent due to prostitution and homosexual" content... Read More... Posted Feb 19 2009, 03:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: transgender, osama bin laden, gay marriage, army, rent, Broadway, abc, minnesota, theater, straight people, focus on the family, this week in gayness, don't ask don't tell, north carolina, keith olbermann, gay rights, hypocrites, massachusetts, prostitute, homosexual, utah, republican idiots, chinese, queer, gay activism, charlotte

• While You Were Sleeping: Michael Phelps Caught on Tape

  The Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie is doing well overseas-- hey, he has a career after all... 30 Rock star Judah Friedlander weighed in on the Super Bowl... before the game. Barack Obama's brother was released from jail... Read More... Posted Feb 02 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: britney spears, marriage, music, Barack Obama, tom cruise, marijuana, adnan ghalib, Republican, Los Angeles, super bowl, wedding, songs, South Carolina, transformers, michael phelps, sarah palin, jennifer hudson, busted, ex-boyfriends, republican idiots, sequels, president obama, layoffs, judah friedlander, restraining order, lisa loeb

• RNC Candidate Produces "Barack the Magic Negro" Song

  If you think the historic and decisive victory of Barack Obama has dealt a death blow to this country's racial intolerance, you're going to want to see this... Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 01:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, wtf, scary, george w bush, republicans, Barack Obama, parodies, spelling, mike Huckabee, Republican, racism, slavery, racists, al sharpton, rnc, conservative, jesse jackson, sarah palin, republican idiots

• While You Were Sleeping: Full House Coming Back to TV?

  The dumbest (tabloid) question of the day: "Does a woman's short haircut mean she isn't interested in sex?" Hitler was "the perfect boss," according to his maid. We'll, uh, refrain from wishing he was still of this world, thank you very much. Keanu Reeves' agent must have a mortgage to pay off or something if he's actually considering this... Read More... Posted Dec 05 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: religion, oprah winfrey, Hitler, television, Republican, gay sex, Christian, assassination, sex life, full house, religious fanatics, interview, sitcom, sarah palin, haircuts, republican idiots, keanu reeves, twilight, robert pattinson, john stamos, rick warren

• Sloppy Seconds: Frisky's Ten Best Male Nude Scenes List

  Roger Ebert ripped Ben Stein a new one again, and much more effectively this time, with a blog entitled "Win Ben Stein's Mind." As one commenter put it, " Should one win Ben Stein's mind, what would one do with it, since it is obviously useless as a functioning organ?" Jon Hamm & Tina Fey? On 30 Rock, where the best celebrity couplings happen. The first Best Movies Of The Year awards were given out by the National Board of Review... and the winners are: Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 04:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: tina fey, 30 rock, marriage, awards, Barack Obama, jeremy piven, Penelope Cruz, engaged, celebrities, Republican, nude scenes, clint eastwood, milk, entourage, anne hathaway, josh brolin, sfw, jon hamm, republican idiots, celebrity couples, rachel getting married, slumdog millionaire, roger ebert, john cleese, ben stein

• Is The GOP Over Yet? A New Poll Seems To Think So...

  More than six in ten Americans have an unfavorable view of the Grand Old Party, according to a Gallup poll released today.  But that's not even the worst part of the survey, which should have Republicans scrambling faster than the Democrats after 2004... Read More... Posted Nov 20 2008, 04:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, republicans, Barack Obama, GOP, polls, elections, Republican, cnn.com, campaign, republican idiots

• While You Were Sleeping: The Black James Bond?

  What do you Republicans out there think of this site, called Rebuild the Party, which looks at various ways the GOP can get back on track? Full-length feature films, albeit with a couple of ads here and there, will be streaming via YouTube soon. Say goodbye to $15 movies, guys... Check out why Melissa Etheridge is our absolute hero today... Read More... Posted Nov 07 2008, 10:43 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, james bond, senate, youtube, Daniel Craig, Melissa Etheridge, black actors, protest, joe biden, california, anti-war, founding fathers, vietnam, republican idiots, prop 8, kim cattrall

• Real or Fake? Nude Photos of Obama's Mother

  We're serious-- these could actually be real, although one blogger has an interesting theory that would cancel out that possibility. Of course, the real question is: why are we seeing these photos now, less than two weeks till Election Day? Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: pinups, Barack Obama, nsfw, john McCain, elections, election, terrorism, islam, vintage, asses, nude photos, right-wing, Fascist, mothers, real or fake, election 2008, campaign, republican idiots

• Al Qaeda Endorses John McCain For President

  We were always a bit perplexed by these Republicans saying that Al Qaeda would welcome a Democratic White House, as if what terrorists want is some sort of laid-back President who doesn't want to fight them. Yeah, Al Qaeda's goal is to be ignored... right. We also recall seeing Rip Torn at the 2004 RNC and being disturbed that he was consorting with two people wearing "9 out of 10 terrorists prefer John Kerry" buttons. And doing so on New York City soil, no less, was twice as disgraceful. Now, it seems a just reward for those who would exploit 9/11 for political gain that the McCain-Palin ticket has just received a nod from Al Qaeda itself... Read More... Posted Oct 22 2008, 11:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, osama bin laden, dead people, john McCain, 9/11, terrorism, al qaeda, rnc, republican idiots

• Exposed: Joe the Plumber (Don't Worry, No Butt Crack Shots)

  This is our last post about Joe the Plumber (for the foreseeable future), we promise. However, some interesting information about who this guy really is has come to light. Full revelations below... but for starters, everyone out there who suspected he was a fraud and that Joe the Plumber is actually Joe the Not A Plumber? Collect your prize... Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 03:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, Barack Obama, john McCain, debate, democrat, taxes, joe the plumber, republican idiots, union

• New Father About to Become Newly Single

  Die hard McCain supporter Mark Ciptak thinks he's headed for two weeks in the dog house after the totally shit-for-brains stunt he pulled. We're thinking he's headed for a bachelor apartment and visitation every other weekend. Why is his wife furious with him? Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 02:05 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: john McCain, idiots, republican idiots