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• Reason #8,847 Not To Sleep With A Bali Hooker...

  This is one of the most bizarre family custody cases we've ever heard about. It involves a man, a hooker, a mom, a five-year-old girl, a series of judges, one STD...  and, hopefully, a happy ending... no pun intended... Read More... Posted Oct 03 2008, 04:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cheating, children, families, sexually transmitted diseases, child abuse, extra-marital affair, cheaters, divorce court, std, prostitute, hooker, bali

• South African Lovers Pick The Wrong Place To Have Sex

  Everyone remembers the classic sex scene on the train in Risky Business. This South African couple may have seen the movie and misunderstood the actual location of the screen couple in relation to their train... Read More... Posted Sep 29 2008, 09:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: cops, dead people, death, public sex, train station, sex, tom cruise, condoms, risky business, train wrecks, Chicago, south africa, prostitute, trains

• Mom Gets Five Years In Prison For Going Down On Her Daughter's Friend

  A woman in Ohio has been sentenced to five years in jail for having oral sex with her daughter's underage female friend. Oh, but it gets so, so much better... Read More... Posted Sep 26 2008, 01:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: drugs, cocaine, parties, oral sex, moms, sexual assault, ohio, arrest, jailbait, child abuse, teenage girls, prostitute, age of consent

• New Zealand Teacher In Hot Water For Her Other Job As A Hooker

  A teacher in Auckland, New Zealand is in danger of losing her job after it was reported that she was streetwalking after class. (Only way this story could be better: if the stool pigeon was a john and the father of one of her charges.) But there's, as always if we're bothering to report the story, a twist, if you haven't figured out what it is already... Read More... Posted Sep 23 2008, 10:04 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: school, moonlighting, children, New Zealand, prostitute, public school, teacher, hooker, single moms

• RNC Delegate, Robbed By Hooker, Speaks Out In Favor Of More War

  Have you guys heard about this smarmy, sniveling Republican toolbox who got robbed of "$120,000 worth" of crappy personal effects during the Republican National Convention? Yeah, he deserved it... Read More... Posted Sep 16 2008, 04:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hookers, republicans, israel, neocons, minnesota, robbery, taxes, rich people, rnc, prostitute, bomb, iraq war, iran war, prada, watches

• 22-Year-Old Woman Auctions Off Virginity On Howard Stern

  Maybe it's because he's been broadcasting from a secret undisclosed space station, but we're trying to figure out how Howard Stern thinks he can get away with selling a woman's virginity in this Puritan society... According to the New York Daily News, a twenty-two-year-old virgin was set to auction herself off on Howard Stern's Sirious satellite radio show today. We can only assume, what with this photo of her, that he pulled it off. Read More... Posted Sep 09 2008, 02:58 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: virginity, virgins, howard stern, nevada, online auction, bunny ranch, prostitute

• Swedish Prostitutes Complain: "We Wanna Pay Taxes, Too!"

  In an announcement sure to explode the heads of Rush Limbaugh-John McCains everywhere, people in other countries are so happy with the government and its system of sick pay, family leave, and pensions. More importantly, it's the prostitutes that are all gung ho to shell out for those benefits... Read More... Posted Sep 09 2008, 10:58 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sweden, john McCain, rush limbaugh, prostitutes, swedish, taxes, prostitute

• DC Madam Dictates Memoir From Beyond The Grave!

  A new, epic blog post on 10 Zen Monkeys may restart those rumors that said Deborah Jeane Palfrey committed suicide... or, as "Palfrey" herself says, quash them for good... Yes, we understand this makes no sense... how is a victim of suicide or murder going to come back from the grave and solve their own case? Via metaphysical psychics, of course! Read More... Posted Sep 05 2008, 10:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hookers, florida, FBI, conspiracy, suicide, murder, dc madam, hookergate, government, prostitute, deborah jeane palfrey, zen monkeys, ghost

• While You Were Sleeping: The Madonna-Guy Ritchie Separation

  A teacher in Tennessee was fired by her school board, even after charges of child molestation were proven false, while a teacher in Georgia was arrested for stalking his underage girlfriend/ex-student by text. Oh, and one more: a 26-year-old teacher in South Carolina was arrested for getting her students drunk after hours. Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are now Mrs. and Mrs.  Speaking of celebrity couplings, Hillary Duff refuses to be overshadowed by Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the young starlets... Read More... Posted Aug 18 2008, 08:43 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gay marriage, james franco, athletes, hockey, engaged, Los Angeles, madonna, naked people, wedding, teacher student sex, New Orleans, separation, South Carolina, Christianity, tennessee, arrest, Guy Ritchie, teacher sex, ellen degeneres, hillary duff, california, portia de rossi, prostitute

• While You Were Sleeping: The Pregnant Lady Lingerie Controversy

  Think this'll stop those incessant rumors about Clay Aiken? You know it was bound to happen sooner or later... we just wish people had gotten used to the idea of California's gay marriages before they have to get used to the idea of California gay divorces.  Speaking of California, damn place is s'crazy, man's gotta run a brothel to supplement his assistant principal gig... Read More... Posted Aug 11 2008, 09:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: babies, gay marriage, political, lingerie, england, american idol, Christian, tennessee, coffee, clay aiken, washington, topless, brothel, while you were sleeping, california, pregnacy, prostitute, strip club, m.i.a.

• While You Were Sleeping: The Pregnant Prostitute Raid

  Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night for an allergic reation to some sort of medication. Yep, this was front page, above the fold, in the Metro paper today. Wow. Barack Obama still fails to move many voters on the ready-to-lead issue.  Ashley Alexandra Dupre may be the next Dr. Phil, according to a steady stream of sources that say she's ready to sign a $2 million deal that would also include a primetime interview about her past.  Meanwhile... Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 09:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, prostitution, cops, drugs, amy winehouse, hookers, Barack Obama, China, howard stern, medications, ashley alexandra dupre, extra-marital affair, cheaters, hookergate, prostitute, zhang ziyi

• Sloppy Seconds: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Not Sure What A Vibrator Is For

  Holy shit, maybe cheaper is better: PBR is now the #1 (American owned) beer. Maybe Maxim isn't so evil after all: They named Sarah Jessica Parker their "Unexpected Crush." Which is still kind of an insult, if you think about it.  Speaking of SJP, the Washingtonienne prostitute/underpaid Congressional staffer is about to have her own HBO "comedy" series, produced by the star of "Sex and the City." Please, enough with these cable hooker shows-- there have got to be some decent ideas out there somewhere... Read More... Posted Jul 17 2008, 05:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: google, britney spears, beer, Sex and the City, HBO, greys anatomy, katherine heigl, maxim, jezebel, vibrator, prostitute, elizabeth hasselbeck

• Nine British Women In Beach Bust After Oral Sex Contest

  Nine British women, as well as twelve remorseless British and Greek men were busted on Laganas beach, just off the west coast of Greece yesterday. The women were participating in a blow job contest that was being filmed for internet broadcast. Check out what the two sexes were separately charged with... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: contests, porn, oral sex, blow jobs, britain, greece, beach, prostitute

• Police: Woman Swapped Sex For Gas

  It was bound to happen sooner or later. In Fort Wright, KY, where the average gas price is about $4.19, a man and a woman have been busted by the local authorities for engaging in an unlawful exchange of sex for gasoline... Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 11:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, police, arrest, sex for money, kentucky, gas money, prostitute, sex for gas

• It's Rough Enough Being A Hooker in Chattanooga...

  ...but then you gotta deal with some dude's website outing you. Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 12:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: pimp, hookers, tennessee, website of the day, prostitute

• Ex-Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre Speaks Out

  Ashley Alexandra Dupre, seen most recently with her hot mom on the beach, finally broke her three-month silence on her MySpace blog... Read More... Posted Jun 24 2008, 12:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: myspace, ashley alexandra dupre, nude photos, hookergate, prostitute

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Hookers, Hot Moms, and Hoedowns

  If that title doesn't bring back memories, then maybe you missed out on some of this week's highlights... Read More... Posted Jun 20 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hookers, democrat, mary louise parker, conventions, african, bunny ranch, coochie lamp, prostitute