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• If The Election Were Today... Round One

  This will be the first in a series of periodic updates on the electoral college, the only "polls" that matter. (Don't listen to any idiot media person who says "Obama is leading by xxx" because it's totally irrelevant and a blatant lie most of the time, since those numbers usually come from a survey of "registered, likely voters" across the nation, which is different from the electoral college. Got it?) Anyway, let's look at who's really ahead right now... Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 08:55 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: politics, republicans, Barack Obama, polls, john McCain, Dick Morris, elections, Democrats, voting machines

• Poll: Who's The Penis in "Sex and the City"?

  Word today that there's a full monty lurking around somewhere in the new Sex and the City movie. Which makes us ask: whose could it be Click through to vote!  Read More... Posted May 16 2008, 04:57 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: Sex and the City, polls, penises, full frontal nudity

• Clinton & McCain To Battle in the Thunderdome?

  How badly will the Democrats screw themselves if they nominate Hillary Clinton for President? Well, recent poll numbers should be a clear wakeup call to choose somebody, anybody, but the ex-First Lady... before it's too late (i.e. today, if possible.) Read More... Posted Jan 23 2008, 10:13 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: vodka, politics, hillary clinton, 2008, polls, john McCain, elections

• "Age-old images about sexual behavior continue to prevail in New Jersey."

  Men in New Jersey say they're getting it on more often than the women in the Garden State: "Age-old images about sexual behavior continue to prevail in New Jersey," said Patrick Murray, director of the Monmouth University Polling Institute. "But the results on gender-based differences in sexual activity do raise an interesting question: If men are indeed having sex more often than women in New Jersey, are they going out of state to do it?"    That or they're doing each other. Seriously, age-old images about sexual behavior must also be prevailing in Mr. Murray's mind. Or maybe, like Iran, there are no homosexuals in New Jersey. Newsday: Poll finds N.J. men claim to have more sex than women Posted Jan 02 2008, 12:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex, homosexuals, polls, new jersey, iran