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• "We Support George McCain For President"

  For our last post about the RNC (thank The Lord Jesus That Watches Over Conservatives for that!), we wanted to show you a video that we think summarizes the feelings on the floor of the entire convention. Those feelings, conveniently, can be melted down to one line: some Republicans are staunch in their support of Bush and McCain, while others just wanted America to forget about Junior... Exclusive video with top Republican leaders and other yokels, after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 05 2008, 12:32 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: george w bush, republicans, youtube, scanner brian, john McCain, elections, President Bush, politics are sexy!, minnesota, conventions, rnc

• While You Were Sleeping: The Death of Scrabulous

  The Republican Senator Ted Stevens (of Alaskan fame) was indicted on seven counts of making false statements yesterday. Even though these seem kind of trivial in the scheme of things, Stevens already had an uphill battle for re-election, so this is all but a death sentence.  Jerry Lewis was tackled by airport security after they found a gun in his luggage. For Christ's sake, guys and dolls, he's 82 years old! Tackling is not necessary-- hell, you could probably have tiptoed over to apprehend him and he wouldn't have been able to get away.  Alicia Keys and Jack White... Read More... Posted Jul 30 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: james bond, owen wilson, airplane, facebook, Barack Obama, guns, Woody Harrelson, scrabulous, television, julia allison, Juno, scrabble, john McCain, politics are sexy!, kate hudson, arrest, twitter, quantum of solace, music camp, juno effect, meg white, jerry lewis, michael douglas, alicia keys, jack white

• Hey, George Bush: This Is The Definition of "Appeaser," You Jackass

  George W. Bush is learning the hard way what the definition of "appeaser" is with all the controversey surrounding a new memoir by his former Press Secretary. Among the many "startling" "revelations" (i.e. confirmation of the worst fears of anyone who has been paying attention for the last seven years)... Read More... Posted May 28 2008, 12:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: george w bush, CIA, court, President, politics are sexy!, dick cheney, scott mcclellan, white house

• Gemma Garrett Sexes Up British Politics

  Miss Great Britain 2008, in the elongated form of Gemma Garrett, will be splayed across a ballot box near you on Thursday... If, of course, you're lucky enough to live in the UK.  Available photographic evidence, after the jump... Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 03:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: britain, politics are sexy!, united kingdom, bimbos, prime minister, british, mp, gemma garrett

• Vote For... Miss Ron Paul 2008

  To distract from his tremendous loss in West Virginia yesterday, one candidate has announced a new Get Out The Vote strategy: allow five smoking-hot lasses to duke it out on the campaign website... for the title of "Miss."  The big loser? Nope, not Barack Obama, but our old least favorite, Ron Paul! The big winners? You'll see... Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: republicans, politics are sexy!, swimsuits, hot chicks, ron paul, libertarians, bimbos, miss bimbo, paultards

• Porn Star Runs For Office With Nude Campaign Posters

  "D'Abbraccio, in her 40s, isn't the first adult entertainer to dip her painted toenails into Italian politics. Ilona Staller, known as 'Cicciolina,' sat in parliament in the 1980s and was famous for her impromptu stripteases." What would we do without the Italians to make our politics look sane? Read More... Posted Apr 14 2008, 03:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, politics are sexy!, italians, European Union, vintage finds, vintage smut, rome

• AVN Calls for Impeachment of Justice Scalia

  Hey kids, looks like we're not the only sex writers sliding our curious little fingers into steamy political pies. Porn industry trade journal Adult Video News is calling for Supreme Court Justice Scalia to be impeached! Read More... Posted Feb 19 2008, 08:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: AVN, politics are sexy!, impeachment, sex shops, Justice Scalia

• Video of the Day: The Dazzling Dyev Deputies of the Duma

  What do you think: Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon in the big-budget studio version of the foxy former gymnasts who make good in the Russian parliament? Oh, and Jackie from That 70's Show. She actually speaks the language. (Click through for proof!) Read More... Posted Jan 29 2008, 08:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: mila kunis, cameron diaz, politics are sexy!, russia, duma, models, reese witherspoon