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• Scanner Highs And Lows: Let's Protest Anyone Who Protests Packages & Boobs

  We figure, what with all the topless women running around the site this week, we're going to offset it with some ridiculous Speedo action... and the following stories... Read More... Posted Aug 22 2008, 05:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: florida, mermaids, fred phelps, Broadway, virginia, erotic, debate, olympics, protest, kentucky, perverts, topless, scanner highs and lows, daniel radcliffe, scanner nicole, naked men, museum of sex, olympians, equal rights

• Teen Sex Most Popular In Kentucky... And Other Global Sex Trends

  Scanner reader and Debonair Magazine writer John De Feo alerted us to this very interesting survey of global sex trends. Did you know more people are Googling for lesbian sex in Louisville than in any other US city? Read More... Posted Aug 22 2008, 11:38 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: google, dogs, sex addict, teen sex, animal sex, prague, rednecks, virginia, magazines, kentucky, perverts, bestiality

• Scantily-Clad Baristas Attack Local Pervert... Ah, Gotta Love Washington State...

  A man dressed in women's underwear (including on his head and over his license plate) visited a Parkland, Washington coffee shop drive thru three times. It wasn't because of the coffee... An unidentified perv returned each time to make sure the girls, all of whom were in bikinis as part of the shop's dress code, got a good look at his wang. One of them, however, had seen "very little" but already too much... Read More... Posted Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, police, underwear, cross dressers, indecency, seattle, penises, coffee, washington dc, perverts, bikini, barista

• Child Molestation Scandal Calls Validity Of Entire Miss South Carolina Pageant Into Question

  Joseph Pettigrew Sanders IV, the Executive Director of the Miss South Carolina pageant, which concluded earlier this month, has been arrested for, big shocker, sexually assaulting a nine-year-old girl. Read More... Posted Jul 21 2008, 01:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sexual assault, arrested, South Carolina, child abuse, perverts, sexual abuse, pageants

• Iowa Strip Club Features 17-Year-Old Dancer, Claims Artistic License

  In Iowa, in the land where they let the children cry, a man is on trial after police learned a seventeen-year-old girl had twice performed at his strip club... ...or is it his performing arts center?   Read More... Posted Jul 21 2008, 10:33 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, art, teenage girls, iowa, perverts, underage sex, trials, strip club

• Ex-Diplomat On Trial For Child Sex: It's Okay To Have Sex With Kids

  Gons G. Nachman, which he swears is his real name, pleaded guilty in Virginia a few months back to possessing child pornography. Now his trial has taken an interesting twist after he made what some people think is an outrageous claim... Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 03:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex addict, court, brazil, sex scandal, child porn, teenage girls, perverts, arkansas, judge, congo, statuatory rape, trials, age of consent

• Creepy Online Predators Learning From Perverted Teens

  It seems child porn lovers have learned a new trick from the teenage nude picture message craze... Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 09:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: connecticut, to catch a predator, arrested, big brother, child porn, teenage girls, perverts, predators

• Grope The Sculpture, Live Forever

  First, they unveiled the oversized tribute to the enema in a town square. Now, Russia is trying to one-up itself with this latest piece of public art.   Read More... Posted Jul 10 2008, 10:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: art, sculpture, groping, russia, breasts, perverts, misogyny, public

• Billionaire Pervert Turns Himself In To Face Jail, Butt Sex

  Jeffrey Epstein, convicted of soliciting underage girls for sex in his Florida pleasure palace, started his 18 month jail sentence this week.  Here's a look at what brought down one of the country's richest men, who owns Manhattan's largest town house, and who, until Monday, was holed up at a tropical paradise known as Xanadu... Read More... Posted Jul 03 2008, 10:25 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: jail, Bill Clinton, florida, jailbait, massage, perverts, happy ending, rich people, underage sex, billionaires

• Sloppy Seconds: Fake Gynecologist

  Tourists in Times Square decided the winner of the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest. [CNN]  Amy Winehouse does not have TB, is still in the hospital, and will make a disastrous toast to "my Blake, incarcerated" while performing live next week. [MTV]  We wish we'd thought of this first: ten memorable American political sex scandals. [Digg] Read More... Posted Jun 20 2008, 04:48 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: amy winehouse, New York City, sex scandals, MTV, japan, brad pitt, Radiohead, wedding dresses, angelina joile, wedding, gynecologist, aliens, edward norton, perverts, fight club

• Smile! Religious Wackos Videotaping You Buying Lingerie

  A righteous pastor and his flock in Vacaville, CA apparently have nothing better to do (other stories in their local newspaper include Teen Book Club To Host Pizza Party and Get In The Picture, Camera Club Forming) than harass residents entering Secrets: Lingerie Boutique... And why, pray tell, is he doing this?  Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 03:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: religion, youtube, censorship, lingerie, perverts, religious wackos, secret

• Perverted Massachusetts Democrat Must Worship JFK

  Marilyn Monroe serenading President Kennedy with a birthday song.  A rogue Massachusetts representative is refusing, despite repeated controversy, to resign his seat and has gone on a wild tear through the mean streets of Brookline. The men with the butterfly nets finally caught State Sen. Jim Marzilli this weekend, and sent him to McLean Hospital, where kooks like Sylvia Plath, James Taylor (who it was rumored wrote "Fire And Rain" here), and "A Beautiful Mind's" John Nash all stayed. His checkered past follows him nevertheless and even Teddy Kennedy is said to have cringed at the following, creepy allegations... Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: music, scandals, sex scandals, Democrats, President, Marilyn Monore, JFK, harassment, arrested, perverts, ted kennedy, massachusetts, sexy songs

• Max Mosley's S&M Nazi Hooker Orgy Linked To MI5

  OK, in all seriousness: we don't think we've ever been happier about a headine. It's like a Mad Lib, right? What else could you jam in there, aliens? Tara Reid? Alien Tara Reid? Anyway, turns out that one of the Nazi hookers that Max Mosley was screwing in that 5-hour orgy tape is married to an M15 agent, who has since resigned from the British intelligence services, and there are hints -- soundly denied by the Brits -- that the orgy might only have been part of something even larger... Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 11:41 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sextapes, prostitution scandal, Nazis, perverts, Max Mosley, Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, rich perverts

• Roger Clemens Has A Rocket In His Pocket

  We're supposed to be on a sort-of New Orleans vacation this week, but there are too many scandals to ignore. Roger Clemens has been a party to two-- count 'em, TWO!-- in the past 72 hours alone... Read More... Posted May 01 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: underage-ness, athletes, country music, baseball, blackmail, perverts, country singers, nashville, mindy mccready, hush money, underage sex, roger clemens

• Calling Mr. Mosley With The Five Hour, Five Nazi Hooker S&M Orgy On Tape

  Max Mosley -- head of the F1 racing concern and son of notorious British brownshirt Oswald Mosley -- is struggling to keep his job after a five-hour video surfaced Monday showing him abusing and being abused by five Nazi-costumed prostitutes. Yes, it's a very very very good sextape day here at Scanner. Read More... Posted Apr 03 2008, 03:02 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sextapes, prostitution scandal, Nazis, perverts, Elvis Costello, Oswald Mosley, Max Mosley, Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, rich perverts

• Are All Florida Teachers Bonking Their Students?

  Damn, yo, this is really getting out of hand. And no, we don't mean Ashley Alexandra Dupree's television career. Newsweek reported/plagiarized Scanner bloggers over the weekend with a story about Tampa teachers and their escapades involving parked cars and hotel room orgies. Yes, that's a plural on the orgies.... Read More... Posted Mar 31 2008, 01:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: teacher-student sex, sex, teachers, florida, teacher student sex, hot teachers, child abuse, ashley alexandra dupree, perverts, teacher sex

• Yay! More Politicians Go Down in Flames!

  The Mayor of the Motor City is getting rolled out of town like a flaming tire, all disgraced and humiliated-like. At least he had some fun with his mistress(es?) on his way down to political hell... Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, scandals, lawsuits, michigan, affair, mayor, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, perverts, detroit

• Another Intern Scandal: Will New York Never Learn From Bill Clinton's Mistakes?

  We're blogging from the wilderness in Connecticut today, where apparently no one has heard of wireless internet. (We got some funny looks from the neighbors who still think cell phone users are all terrorists trying to set off atomic bombs.) They've also obviously never heard of The Law of Bill Clinton out here-- or in New York: if you're a politician with a penis, and you use that penis, you will end up being made fun of on the internet. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, prostitution, scandals, sex addict, connecticut, child abuse, interns, washington, blackmail, perverts, colorado, arkansas