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• Cops Stripped Of Duties After Wild Hooker Party

  Imagine you're a cop in Australia. How is it possible you're able to carry out your duties with the high-quality gene pool there? Who could blame the cops in the country's Northern Territory for growing restless while on patrol and stopping off at the Hooker Ball for a grope and grind? Read More... Posted Dec 15 2008, 01:53 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, stripper, panties, sex toys, police, costume, cops, parties, employment, jobs, penis, nsfw, lingerie, darwin awards, australia, penis balloons, penises, Costume Gala, sexy photos, lap dances, sexy people, asexual, hooker, charles darwin

• Video of the Day: Puppetry of the Penis

  "We like to liken it if you go to a kid's party and there' s a clown twisting balloons into shapes that's what we do with our genitals." Um, first of all, we don't even have a penis and ouch! And second, how do they handle them like that and not get hard-ons? And just in case you haven't figured it out, this is totally not safe for work. Posted Jun 04 2008, 03:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video of the day, penis, nsfw, penis balloons, penis puppetry, puppetry

• Christina Aguilera Talks Penis Balloons

  From our big little sister FameCrawler: "I'm not Jewish, my husband is. I really had no idea about the bris," Christina said. "It was a very sweet experience. We had a lot of close friends come over and experience the bris with us. We're such a non-conventional couple... we had penis balloons everywhere!" Posted Feb 06 2008, 01:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: babies, christina aguilera, penis, penis balloons, baby boys, bris