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• While You Were Sleeping: The Naked Flash Mob Protest

  Here's a program we can get behind: putting the sex back in sex ed. Kids say the darndest things to Obama. The best one is the kid who says Obama gets to run around like "a maniac" in the Oval Office. Damn, this Verne Troyer dude has a buttload of sex. Check out the latest story on his escapades... Read More... Posted Jan 19 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, lesbian, kids, george w bush, Heath Ledger, Barack Obama, london, sex ed, sex education, children, threesomes, orgies, Terry Gilliam, penis size, sex life, protest, husbands and wives, scooter libby, oval office, while you were sleeping, verne troyer, ex-wives, pardons, airport, ted stevens, flash mob, sex education in schools, south by southwest, devo

• Bust Out the Blue Panties and Curl Your Hairs: We're Having Our Picture Taken with Obama on Inauguration Day

  Did that last $25 you gave to Barack Obama not pay off? You know, the donation you made with the hopes of maybe, hopefully, prettyprettyplease being one of ten donors "randomly" picked to attend the inaguration? Are you certain that your dream of having your picture taken with America's first black president on such a historical day is crushed forever? Well, it's time to turn that "no we can't" into a "yes we can." Because thanks to some clever Brits, yes we can. Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 11:23 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: the UK, Barack Obama, michelle obama, oval office, tourists, inauguration, 2009, the u.k, tickets to the presidential inauguration, tickets to barack obama's inauguration, u.s. citizens, wax museum, donation of $25 or more, inauguration day, wax barack obama, president elect barack obama, madam tussads, plane tickets, january 20, how to get into the inauguration

• George W. Bush: Master of Disaster

  Oh boy... all right, tell us... what did Turd Brain say this time? Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, daily show, drunk, george w bush, funny, President Bush, global warming, oval office, turd, idiots, presidents

• Question For Hillary: Do You Choose Your B.J. Fan Husband

  Hillary responded to the Obama Reverend Wright controversy by offering the following classic nugget: "You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend." That is true, we've heard (we're not church goers). Hillary is clearly suggesting that Obama can be blamed for choosing a pastor who has offended some people with his language. But what about when it comes to offensive fellatio? Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 04:51 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, obama, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, blow jobs, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, fellatio, oval office, reverend wright