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• Video of Jessica Biel Nude Scenes in Powder Blue, Compiled!

  Jessica Biel may be too busy crunching her abs or making sweet, sweet love to Justin Timberlake to comment on the apparently excessive nudity featured in her new film, Powder Blue, but that didn't stop some genius from putting together a montage of all Biel's best "acting," moments in the Christma-hooker drama. Read More... Posted May 13 2009, 05:33 PM by Drew Grant with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, jessica biel, nsfw, breasts, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, naked women, strip club, sexy people, naked woman, nude woman, naked celebrities

• While You Were Sleeping: Sexually Incriminating Information

  Now you know why we voted for him (at least in part): Obama is redirecting all of the abstinence-only money, some $138 million, to the actually-effective methods of sex ed. Agree with almost every word of this list of the thirteen people/things that ruined it for everyone else, although Jersey could only have been helped by a show as great as the Sopranos. Fleshbot makes a case for those Rihanna photos-- the ones her people are so upset about-- being fakes... Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 11:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: oprah winfrey, rihanna, Barack Obama, fleshbot, sex ed, blogs, florida, journalism, nude photos, abstinence, ellen degeneres, sexual harassment, while you were sleeping, california, charlie crist, the sopranos, sfw, sarah palin, abstinence education, abstinence education in public schools, abstinence pledges, president obama, cute animal photos, deer, susan boyle, wildfire, bobcat, iraqi

• Michael Phelps Still Celebrating With Strippers, Probably Hitting the Hash Pipe

  Michael Phelps appears to be content to vanish into a haze of canned beer stink and vaporized marijuana in the city of Baltimore, Maryland. Today, one of his sex partners (we hesitate to use the term "ex-girlfriend," since the only real date they had was a "special value meal" together at Taco Bell), a stripper named Theresa White (we're guessing the 25-year-old Latin bombshell is using an alias) spoke with News of the World about the orgies, drugs, junk food, and best of all, the three-hour marathon sex sessions with the Olympian... Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 11:27 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, drugs, athletes, funny, marijuana, nsfw, Maryland, olympics, baltimore, nude photos, spanish, topless photos, latin america, bikini, strip club, michael phelps, olympians, latina

• This Cassie Ventura Whose Nude Pics Leaked Today is a Little Sassafrass

  Cassie Ventura's computer has been hacked, resulting in two topless photos of her getting leaked to the Internet. We don't keep up much with the models-turned R&B singers, but since we are obligated by law here on Scanner to show any celebrity nudes that leak to the public, we racked our brains to recall who she was.  Then we remembered this is that singer who lopped off half of her hair just to show her "I don't give a f*ck attitude," as she stated on her blog. Then we saw her tweet about the leaked topless photos, and liked her attitude:  IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER... THATS REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.  To quote the late Phil Hartman on SNL: "That's...SASSY!" In full acknowledgement that words are the least important thing to anyone looking at this post right now, we'll get to those photos already. Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 10:30 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: R&B, twitter, nude photos, leaked, nude photography, phil hartman, cassie ventura, big von

• Rolling Stone Somehow Convinces Sasha Grey to-- Gasp-- Pose Nude

  Rolling Stone jumped on the Sasha Grey-mainstream-breakout bandwagon this week when it featured the porn star-turned-legit-actress in its most recent issue.  Although Grey is a highly intelligent individual, capable of captivating a reader with her hard-earned wisdom, it's obvious no one's buying this magazine, as they say, "for the articles..." Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 04:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, nsfw, hollywood, naked people, boobies, nude photos, sasha grey, Rolling Stone, hotel sex, sexy people, naked woman, indie film, adult films, The Girlfriend Experience, adult actress, sasha grey naked

• Crazy "Opposite Marriage" Lady Strikes Back

  Sooo, turns out Carrie Prejean was none too pleased about those leaked photos of her that we, and many others around the Internet, mentioned this morning.  It just goes to show, according to her, that sites who ran this story are intolerant haters using intimidation tactics to silence her opinion. Her statement follows after the jump. Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 04:10 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: nude photos, sarah palin, scandal, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, national organization for marriage, nom, miss california, opposite marriage

• Miss California Carrie Prejean Nude Pics?

  Carrie Prejean, aka Miss California whose implants were paid for by the pageant, aka the Miss USA runner-up who is only in favor of "opposite marriage" and is now a spokesperson for "morality" via National Organization of Marriage (NOM), may be labeled with another few nicknames in the coming days.  According to omg!, six photos of Carrie topless have come to light and could sabatoge her burgeoning career as the pretty face of Christianity.  So far, the lone leaked photo is pretty tame, although we doubt NOM would think so... Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 10:47 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: gay marriage, nude photos, scandal, wrong side of history, carrie prejean

• Lily Allen Swears off Sex, Won't Stop Teasing Us

  Look, we have no problem if celebrities like Lily Allen want to beg off sex for a while-- hell, at least until we come along. If they're going to do that, we just wish they-- meaning Lily specifically-- would stop showing off their her boobs... Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 03:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: music, lily allen, london, nsfw, sex life, nude photos, nipple slip, british, naked women, nip slip, sex acts, naked woman, pop stars, celibacy, tabloid news stories, lilly allen naked

• The Art of the Nude Supermodel

  Russell James is the supermodel's photographer. He has worked for Sports Illustrated, Vogue, and Marie Claire and photographed pretty much every "name" model on the planet, including Gisele Bundchen, seen above on the cover of James' new book.  The photographer is particularly known for his nude snaps, many of which you've seen time and again on Scanner... Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 02:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: nsfw, photographs, naked people, photography, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, topless model, supermodels, photographers, nude photography

• "You Traitor Pig!"

  Yesterday, we showed you why it's important to avoid Facebook when you're pretending to need a sick day from work. Today, we'll show an even more dangerous trap users can fall in to-- especially if those users are planning on having a wild bachelor party... Read More... Posted Apr 28 2009, 11:34 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, cheating, wtf, facebook, funny, wedding, italy, bachelor parties, boobies, nude photos, cheaters, Italian, strip club, sfw, naked woman, facebook status, facebook status updates, traitor, pig

• Girls, Girls, Girls: World's Greatest Strip Club Reopens, Is Hiring Hundreds of Broads

  The Body Shop in West Hollywood, California, is the world's top strip club, hands down. It's not about class or style or even decent drink prices. It's about history. All those historic touchstones were burned away thanks to an electrical fire in 2008, but that hasn't ended owner Salah Almudarris' dream of dominating the entire state's strip club market... Read More... Posted Apr 27 2009, 02:15 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, nsfw, hollywood, naked people, boobies, nude photos, lesbianism, megan fox, topless photos, california, strip club, motley crue

• The PETA Empire Strikes Back

  After a huge wave of justified negative press raked PETA over the coals last month, the activist organization has launched an all-out campaign blitch to redirect the attention to animal rights. The People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals, it was confirmed, is guilty of euthanizing 90% of the animals in its care every year. Ingrid Newkirk's group (of mostly white American women in their early 20s) struck back this week with Audrina Partridge, Mike Ness of Social Distortion, and a wave of nudity worldwide... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2009, 02:53 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: vegetable, london, PETA, missouri, england, Maryland, kansas city, vegan, protest, activism, nude photos, california, sfw, sexy people, audrina partridge, bikini contest, vegetarian, mcdonalds, audrina partridge nude, peta ads

• Desperate Housewife Calls in the Cops in Nude Photo Blog War

  All week, Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi has been at war with offensive website/blog The Dirty over photos the webmaster has been plastering his pages with. The questionable pics include two of Rossi on the toilet and another of her flashing an unnamed photographer, who happened to be operating a motor vehicle at that moment.  Rossi decided free speech has its limits and called in the sheriff... Read More... Posted Apr 23 2009, 02:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: police, TMZ, blogs, peeing, nude photos, desperate housewives, topless photos, california, real housewives, housewives, bimbo eruption, sfw, orange county jail, the dirty

• Lisa Rinna Poses For Playboy At 45, Just For the Hell of It

  Lisa Rinna doesn't need Hugh Hefner's money. The former Melrose Place and Days Of Our Lives star is quite content to do Broadway with her husband and the occasional season of Dancing With the Stars.  But she says she wanted to prove that her body is still great at nearly half a century. What do you think? Read More... Posted Apr 22 2009, 12:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, pregnant, nsfw, pregnancy, soap operas, plastic surgery, naked people, dancing with the stars, nude photos, topless photos, botox, playboy bunnies, photographers, naked woman, melrose place, lisa rinna, days of our lives

• While You Were Sleeping: Teen Faces Prison For Having An Abortion

  A 27-year-old woman is upset that a 63-year-old man has threatened to post nude photos of her on the internet.  Mia Farrow plans to go on a hunger strike to raise awareness of the crisis in Darfur. This Wal-Mart employee may be the dumbest person alive: he stole a whole bunch of merchandise from the store, then Read More... Posted Apr 22 2009, 09:25 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video, politics, thievery, college, genius, australia, abortion, children, prison, teenage girls, nude photos, while you were sleeping, supreme court, california, wal-mart, sfw, warrant, miss usa 2009, mia farrow, darfur, asthma

• Men Have Been Waiting For These Jessica Biel Topless Photos Since 1997

  Ever since the maturity of Jessica Biel, readers of Maxim and other perpetual droolers have been wondering "when is Jessica Biel gettin naked aready ??!?" Surprisingly, she wasn't holding out for a period piece or an Oscar-worthy performance as a nun-cum-prostitute in a Ron Howard movie.  The lucky winners are the producers of Powder Blue, which apparently boasts nothing else noteworthy, since no one even seems to know what the plot of this film is. Read More... Posted Apr 21 2009, 10:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, jessica biel, nsfw, breasts, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, naked women, strip club, sexy people, naked woman, nude woman, naked celebrities

• Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter

  In the past week, the tale of the Hipster Grifter has become one of the biggest stories of '09, at least on New York-centric gossip blogs. A rundown of her alleged scams and lies can be found here (including many additional accusations in the comments). In a nutshell, Kari Ferrell scammed a lot of people, and her jig began to blow up after she got an administrative job at Vice magazine and a coworker she was hitting on Googled her and learned she was a wanted con artist. The Hipster Grifter sounds like a very disturbed, sad person. With that, don't you want to see her naked? I don't. But such photos have surfaced, and so they must be covered here on Scanner. Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 02:01 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: nude photos, Vice Magazine, hipster grifter, Kari ferrell

• Fired Cheerleading Coach Receiving Support From Unlikely Source

  More than a quarter of a million people read our story last week about Carlie Christine, also known as Carlie Beck or Becker, a cheerleading coach who ruined the lives of so many young innocents by posing for Playboy and then having the damn gall to get busted for it.  Carlie, as you may recall, was fired from her gig at Casa Roble High School after vindictive parents ratted her out-- they were upset that their daughters had skipped school and, therefore, had been kicked off the squad, so they decided to punish the one responsible for following the rules. But the story may not be over yet-- while a lawsuit isn't looking too strong, thanks to that pesky "no going out and doing Playboy behind our backs" clause in the contract she signed, Carlie may not be going gently into that good night... of teaching, that is... Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 09:27 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, Cheerleaders, nude photos, california, sfw, cheerleader, scandal, protesters, teacher scandal, cheerleading

• Cheerleading Coach In Hottest Nude Photo Scandal Ever

  Channel 13 in Sacramento claims to have been "up all night" (you'll believe it when you see the photos) working on the story of Carlie Christine, a cheerleading coach at Casa Robles High School, who was outed as a Playboy and internet porn pinup yesterday after she got on the bad side of a bunch of bitchy wannabe cheerleaders. But unlike everyone else foaming at the mouth over this amusing tale of moonlighting gone wrong, we have the photographic evidence to prove it really happened... Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 03:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 90 comment(s) Filed under: high school, playboy, nsfw, naked people, sex scandal, nude photos, california, playboy bunnies, teacher, cheerleader, high school cheerleader, naked woman, pinup, nude woman, nude photography, teacher scandal, bad parenting, teacher behaving badly

• Media Fawning All Over Sasha Grey Now That They're Allowed To

  Sasha Grey's mainstream breakout role in The Girlfriend Experience, playing later this month at the Tribeca Film Festival before a wider release in May, is exciting the elitist media on the east coast. They're all big fans of Grey, which means they've been waiting for years to get her (half?) naked for their magazines while interviewing her on their office couch. Thankfully, Grey is too wise and experienced to fall for their tricks... Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 02:15 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, porn star, prostitution, nsfw, naked people, asses, nude photos, sasha grey, topless photos, prostitute, naked woman, adult films

• Padma Lakshmi Suddenly, Surprisingly Naked

  The nude issue of Allure, which is out Tuesday the 21st of April, promises to be a smash success, thanks to the naked presence of Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler, Sharon Leal, Lynn Collins, and the hostess with the most sexiness, Padma Lakshmi. The Top Chef star talked to the magazine about her breasts, her body, and sleeping in the nude-- in that order... Read More... Posted Apr 13 2009, 12:58 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, nsfw, top chef, naked people, boobies, nude photos, padma lakshmi, topless photos, topless model, naked women, sexy people, allure, naked woman, naked women pictures, nude woman, padma lakshmi's scar, eliza dushku, naked women in photos, real breasts, nude photography, chelsea handler, x-men, reality series, padma laksmi nude, padma lakshmi naked

• Why Marisa Tomei Finally Went Naked

  Marisa Tomei gave an interview to TotalFilm this month on her career and, most importantly to readers, her decision to accept a series of roles that required sex and nakedness. We hesitate to use the term "revealing" when describing this excerpt (and accompanying NSFW photos, of course), but maybe that's because the pun is so obvious... Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 02:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, mickey rourke, marisa tomei, ethan hawke, philip seymour hoffman, sex scenes, nsfw, naked people, boobies, topless, nude photos, naked woman, nude woman, marisa tomei naked, marisa tomei naked pics, the wrester

• Bai Ling Trying To Make Mickey Rourke Regret Dumping Her

  Today's Gawker and an edition of the New York Post are excited to report on superstar genius man-actor Mickey Rourke's revived love life. First, they point out, Mickey fended off Bai Ling, going stag to the Oscars, and now faces rumors that a Russian model is trying to use him for fame.  Both sources claim an unnamed "pop star/model" is leaking gossip to Russia's tabloids about her plans to marry the actor. Yeah, and I'd like to announce my engagement to Anne Hathaway, while we're at it. Read More... Posted Mar 30 2009, 05:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gawker, asian fetish, mickey rourke, nipples, nsfw, russia, naked people, bai ling, sex life, boobies, nude photos, nipple slip, topless model, naked women, anne hathaway, nip slip, naked woman, pop stars, chinese, russian, nude photography

• Cindy Crawford: Still Naked At 43

  Although many people still consider her one of the hottest women in the world, supermodel Cindy Crawford has vanished into semi-retirement in the last ten years or so. But in a sign she is planning a "comeback," as the media will not doubt refer to it, Crawford posed completely naked for this month's issue of Allure, covered only in... what is that? Ice cream? Read More... Posted Mar 24 2009, 12:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: women, nsfw, genitals, nude photos, airbrushing, photographers, allure, naked woman, cindy crawford, magazine, middle age, uncensored photos

• PETA Celebrates Mother's Day With Caged Pregnant Ladies

  It was Mother's Day in the UK yesterday-- we guess Britain's Hallmark division couldn't wait any longer. PETA hired or acquired a trio of pregnant ladies in London to do their dirty work... and by dirty work, we mean the literal kind. Read More... Posted Mar 23 2009, 04:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: animals, PETA, nsfw, pregnancy, pregnant women, britain, naked people, united kingdom, activism, nude photos, sfw, animal abuse, naked woman, naked chef, jamie oliver, animal rights, pregnancy breasts, nude photography

• Italian Porn Star Strips at the Milan Stock Exchange

  Man, porn stars are all over the media today. Just head back to the homepage and scroll down-- even Kim Kardashian makes an appearance! 22-year-old Sicilian actress Laura Perego trumps them all-- "walked into the stock market in a black coat which she took off to reveal..." Read More... Posted Mar 19 2009, 06:19 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, fox news, nsfw, Republican, money, naked people, pornography, italy, nude photos, taxes, government, topless model, Italian, naked woman, nude woman, sex industry in the recession, nude photography, michael steele, laura perego

• Sarah Palin Porn Ain't Goin' Nowhere, No Ho Ho Ho

  John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate was an unqualified disaster. Not only did voters flee from the novel idea of a female vice President (at least-- this potential female vice president), but they abandoned the Republican Party in greater numbers than ever. Since the election, Sarah Palin's continued quest for the spotlight has further doomed the Party's chances for taking the White House. There was that whole incident with the turkey and the reenactment of that scene from Fargo. There is that whole string of ethics scandals. And, at last, the Bristol-Levi shotgun wedding sham was finally given up, since the voters no longer cared if the kids "did the right thing." About the only successful enterprise involving Sarah Palin seems to be Naylin' Paylin, the Hustler-sponsored porn film. Now, Larry Flynt and company are shooting a sequel, which promises to keep Palin in the public eye for a lot longer... if only in the eyes of bugging-out pervs... Read More... Posted Mar 19 2009, 12:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, larry flynt, spoof, nsfw, parodies, pornography, hustler, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, sexy people, sarah palin, sarah palin nude photos, naked woman, sarah palin nude, sarah palin naked, nailin' paylin, nude woman, nude photography, lisa ann

• Ryanair Stewardess Wants You to Join Her Mile High Club

  Last week, we presented exclusive footage of a stewardess and a pilot attempting to join the other kind of Mile High Club. In July, we showed you a video of a Ryanair press conference in which several executives announced planes for "blow jobs in business class," a joke that may have been taken literally by one stewardess. Fleshbot and other porn blogs have outed Edita Bente, internet porn sensation, as Ryanair stewardess Edita Schindlerova, which is a way better porn name anyway. Save your "I'd like to violate her airspace" jokes for after the jump... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 12:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, airplane, fleshbot, nsfw, airlines, mile high club, flight attendants, stewardess, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, naked woman, ryanair

• Zac Efron Mud Wrestles A Nude Model

  High School Musical star Zac Efron is waiting for his Bigger Break. The 21-year-old star of three blockbuster Disney films has yet to make the mainstream leap. As he tells Gus Van Sant in this Interview interview, he doubts most big shot directors have even heard of him-- although "their daughters might." Read More... Posted Mar 17 2009, 12:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: High School Musical, Disney, zac efron, nsfw, celebrities, boobies, nude photos, topless model, vanessa hudgens, gus van sant, topless men, nude photography, actor

• Wacko Right-Wing Politician Hit With Nude Photo Scandal

  Pauline Hanson has railed against an "Asian invasion" in Australia, been to jail for electoral fraud, appeared on Dancing With the Stars, and made a strong political comeback, all over the course of a relatively brief career. Now, Hanson's bid "as an independent at the upcoming 2009 Queensland state election" may be in jeopardy after a series of nude and raunchy photos have surfaced... Read More... Posted Mar 16 2009, 12:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: jail, lingerie, australia, elections, racism, dancing with the stars, asian, sex scandal, fraud, teenage girls, nude photos, right-wing, teenage boys, conservative, motorcycle, real or fake, naked woman, politician, pauline hanson