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• Girls and Boys and Beer With Mustaches

  Friday night we broke free from the confines of our ginormous Midwestern apartment, took the first shower we'd had in days and ventured out to a place we were certain would be stocked with hairy men: a mustache contest hosted by the Ozanam Guild. We were really excited when we got asked to judge, but our excitement quickly faded when we realized we were wrong about the whole plethora of hairy men thing. However, we made a very important discovery: women in mustaches are sort-of hot. Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 11:58 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: scanner emily, kansas city, kansas city is in missouri, beards, facial hair, moustaches, kansas city is in missouri dot com, mustaches, scanner emily loves bearded men, ozanam guild, czar bar, scanner emily in a mustache, pictures of girls with mustaches, girls with mustaches, mustache competition

• Kansas City Scanners: Join Me for Some Friday Facial Hair Fun

  When my friend forwarded me an invitation to a mustache competition tonight, I wrote back, "This is the event I've been waiting for my entire Kansas City life. Okay, really it would be a beard competition, but this is me settling." That might be a little true, but since it's for a good cause, and I don't have any better facial hair going on, I'm heading to the Ozanam Guild's First Annual Mustache Competition tonight. Read More... Posted Apr 10 2009, 02:34 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: missouri, events, kansas city, kansascityisinmissouri.com, kansas city is in missouri, beards, bearded men, facial hair, moustaches, mustaches, scanner emily loves bearded men, local, out and about, scanner in real life, ozanam guild, scanner out and about

• Caption This: George Clooney Thinks Maybe Just One More...

  [Image] Posted Dec 05 2008, 11:20 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: beer, mustache, george clooney, pictures, caption this, alcohol, bars, whiskey, moustaches, pictures of george clooney, bar pictures, george clooney with a moustache, pictures of george clooney in a bar, george clooney pictures, celebrities in bars, moustache vs. mustache, mustache vs. moustache, george clooney with a mustache, celebrities with mustaches, george clooney naked, actors with mustaches, pictures of celebrities in bars, george clooney drunk

• Does that Womb Broom Belong to a Porn Star or a Politician?

  Porn stars and politicians have two things in common. 1. They know how to rock mustaches. 2. They get paid to screw us (sorry, but they do). But can you tell the difference between a porn star and a politician based on his lip service? Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 03:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video, porn, republicans, porn stars, Democrats, you tube, politicians, facial hair, moustaches, nailin paylin, 23/6, pornography video, porn star or democrat, porn star mustache, political porn stars, nailin' paylin, handlebar mustache, mustaches, porn star moustache, porn star video, men with moustaches, handlebar moustache, womb broom, scratchy mustache, porn video, men with mustaches

• Scanner Roundtable: Facial Hair

  Yes, we've discussed this before, but as the temperature drops, more and more men are thinking about facial hair to keep warm. And if they're not, they should be—because other than a big ole' beard we can only think of one more thing to keep that face of yours toasty this winter, and we're saving ourselves for Jim James. Read More... Posted Sep 30 2008, 11:01 AM by Emily Farris with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: scanner roundtable, mustache, beards, scanner emily loves beareded men, facial hair, moustaches