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• This Week in Gayness: McDonald's Hates Gays... Again

  Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke just gave us another reason to hate his awful company-- he signed a petition to ban gay adoptions in Arkansas. A gay porn star attending college has received a reported 150 hate e-mails from so-called "good Christians." Bigots like Rick Warren and Sarah Palin are among Time's 100 Most Influential People. Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 02:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, daily show, gay marriage, republicans, christians, britain, governor, gay porn, kentucky, democrat, ellen degeneres, Congressman, parenting, jon stewart, government, portia de rossi, wal-mart, conservative, new hampshire, hate crime, sarah palin, mom of the year, hate mail, rick warren, ceo, time magazine, mcdonalds, michael savage

• Sloppy Seconds: Job-Sanctioned Sex

  This Mom threw such a hardcore kegger for her son and his friends that the cops found the air at her residence was running a .03 alcohol level. The members of the Atlanta band The Black Lips are lucky to not be rotting in an Indian prison. The truth about Joaquin Phoenix should have been obvious to everyone... Read More... Posted Jan 28 2009, 05:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: 30 rock, police, cops, strike, television, India, alcohol, prison, work, alec baldwin, sex life, netflix, post office, japanese, meryl streep, atlanta, joaquin phoenix, mom of the year, casey affleck, the a-team, kegs

• Take Us To Detroit: Site of this Weekend's Biggest Orgy

  What do you get when you take nineteen prostitutes, twenty dudes, one madam, her underage daughter and her equally underage friend? You get another fun-filled Saturday night in Detroit. Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 05:18 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, michigan, brothels, arrest, teenage girls, detroit, brothel, mother and child divided, underage sex, prostitute, strip club, hooker, mom of the year, mother and daughter

• We Present... The Cougar Perv

  Poor Stifler. A forty-year-old Syracuse, Utah mother of a very embarrassed high school boy had sex with at least two of his classmates and sent nude photos of herself to a host of others. Read More... Posted Nov 26 2008, 10:55 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: high school, cougars, underage-ness, jail, milf, drinking, alcohol, prison, arrest, jailbait, text messaging, nude photos, underage sex, teenage boys, utah, american pie, mom of the year, kimberly arigot, salt lake city

• World's Greatest Mom Defends Daughter's Honor... Shotgun Style

  How is today's Mom of the Year candidate trying to steal the spotlight for our previous contender (last week's nominee was a woman who texted her daughter's thirteen-year-old ex-boyfriend more than 12,000 times and threatened to blackmail him)? We'll give you a hint-- it involves firing her shotgun in a way that would make Sarah Palin proud: out of her soccer mom minivan's window... Read More... Posted Oct 15 2008, 12:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: guns, violence, arrest, teenage girls, mother and child divided, teenage boys, mothers, tasered, ex-boyfriends, mom of the year