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• O Face: The National Anthem

  Previously, we brought you images of news anchors having orgasms mid-broadcast. Thanks to a photo essay from today's Jossip, we're now able to bring you a stunning(ly pointless) sequel: singers reaching the climax of our national anthem, plus the above photo of John Mayer for the hell of it. Read More... Posted Jan 15 2009, 01:05 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: larry craig, john mayer, jessia simpson, virgins, singing, whitney houston, kenny rogers, jossip, orgams, singers, michael bolton, o face, orgasm face

• Madonna Has Sex With Herself To Benefit Louis Vuitton

  Before you knock Madonna and call her irrelevant, you should know that she was the #1 live performer of 2008. (Of course, the Rolling Stones and the Grateful Dead were not on tour and Springsteen did a smaller tour this year. Oh, and the $200 tickets couldn't have hurt her numbers.) So, not only are these entirely newsworthy-- and, hey, because her crotch is inarguably the focal point here, these photos qualify as "sex news," as well... Read More... Posted Jan 06 2009, 09:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, masturbation, advertisements, ads, madonna, masturbating, bruce springsteen, jossip, louis vuitton

• Juggs "Tops" List of Indestructable Magazines

  At the end of a year when magazines folded left and right, Jossip named five indestructable titles, and five more flies you can expect to drop in the next year.   Proving once again the continuing popularity of boobs, particularly the large sort, Jossip does not expect Juggs to fold in 2009. Read More... Posted Dec 17 2008, 01:23 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, porn, maxim, magazines, recession, Details, jossip, economic crisis, juggs, lad magazines

• Sloppy Seconds: Will the Real ScarJo Please Stand Up?

  Contrary to earlier reports, some speculate that Guy Ritchie will not let Madonna walk away from their marriage with her entire fortune intact. Apparently, Madge has settled with Ritchie for "at least 50 million pounds." [PerezHilton] A blogger accused of leaking Guns 'n Roses' "Chinese Democracy" has plead guilty. He will now be forced to drink lots and lots of Dr. Pepper while listening to "November Rain" on repeat. (Not really.) [Yahoo!] Can we just name this damn recession already? [NYT] Read More... Posted Dec 15 2008, 09:44 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, sloppy seconds, divorce, bloggers, the UK, blogging, 2008, scarlett johansson, madonna, gossip, magazines, ryan reynolds, Guy Ritchie, jossip, guns 'n roses, chinese democracy, dr. pepper, the recession, the great depression, december 15, bob crowley wins survivor, fake scarlett johansson, survivor, 50 million pounds, settlements, cosmopolitan uk, fake scarlett johansson gives magazine interview, cosmo, november rain, pounds to dollars, bob crowley, pounds, are we in a recession?, divorce settlements, survivor spoiler

• Yeah, Um, We'd Rather Not Read About Laura Bush And Oral Sex, Please

  Can someone please read American Wife, the new Primary Colors-style fictionalized account of the life and marriage of First Lady Laura Bush, and let us know the juicy details? Because we'd rather not have to read anymore than we already did... Read More... Posted Jul 09 2008, 04:58 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: politics, porn, books, scandals, oral sex, sex scenes, driving, President Bush, Republican, bill o'reilly, scooter libby, murder, radar magazine, novels, laura bush, jossip