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Ladies' Response to Jizz in My Pants: Puke in My Mouth

From Pantless Knights, a response video to SNL/Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants," inspired by a woman who wanted to make a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. That ring is called Ms.Taken, available for $50, and it comes in a handy keychain for quick access when you see that db zeroing in.

The video has gone viral, but has proven controversial in comments as to its level of funny, one commenter simply stating, "girls aren't funny." Just goes to show why you never read the comments on You Tube. See it for yourself after the jump.

Semen Now Considered A Dangerous Weapon In Oregon

Last June, a woman who had recently broken up with her boyfriend was shopping with her young daughter at the Portland, Oregon Target, just minding her own business. Out of nowhere, her scorned lover approached her and threw-- not acid-- but his own spunk in her face, while the little girl looked on in horror.

The man's eventual convicted for assault wasn't enough for Oregon legislators.

5 Reasons SNL Is Finally Worth Watching

So, not to jump all over the bandwagon or anything, but I've got some pretty important opinions to add to the "SNL is actually funny!" discourse. Namely, that SNL is actually kinda funny! Sometimes. Not always, but often enough to make it finally worth watching. The reasons (and videos!), none of which have anything to do with Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, or the election, after the jump.

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Ladies' Response to Jizz in My Pants: Puke in My Mouth

Semen Now Considered A Dangerous Weapon In Oregon

5 Reasons SNL Is Finally Worth Watching