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• PapSmeared: Jay-Z Protects the Family Jewels

  [Image] Posted May 01 2009, 04:04 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: penis, pictures, junk, jay z, jay-z, penis pictures, papsmeared, jayz, grabbing his junk, jay-z penis pictures

• Why Beyonce Was In No Hurry to Marry Jay-Z

  We may not like her new single, "If I Were a Boy," but we do like the way Beyonce thinks about love and marriage. She married her rapper beau Jay-Z last April, but it was a long time coming... and for all the right reasons. In a recent interview with Seventeen, Beyonce said she met Jay-Z when she was 18, started dating him at 19, but waited until her late twenties to marry him because... Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 01:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: love, marriage proposal, beyonce, marraige, jay z, Beyoncé, rap music, pop stars, rappers, getting married old, getting married young, love and marraige

• Who Would You Rather?: Kanye West vs. Jay Z

  Both of these dapper gentlemen hip-hop stars were in the news today, one for doing something gentlemanly, the other for merely existing on an iPod. Who cares why we want to know-- we just do. Who would you rather? Read More... Posted Jun 25 2008, 04:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: kanye west, ipod, who would you rather?, jay z, bonnaroo

• Sloppy Seconds: Kirsten Dunst Goes Off The Deep End

  Relax, everyone, Halle Berry is not engaged to her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. (P.S. ...yet.) Thank God, since she's one of the last hotties still almost not-quite available; as for Beyonce, she may be pregnant... and we heard she might be married. Perhaps inspired by the Barbara Walters book and her startling reveleations, other elderly people are getting in on the dated-a-future-famous-person memoir. And we might actually read it.  MTV wants you to "meet" the R. Kelly jury. What do we care? He's going to get off, one way or another... Read More... Posted May 16 2008, 05:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Bob Dylan, the view, halle berry, r. kelly, memoirs, kirsten dunst, barbara walters, jay z, Beyoncé, jury duty, kathie lee gifford

• Sloppy Seconds: It's Friday, How About A "Love Vacation"?

  The woman accused of poisoning her Marine husband in order to obtain his $250K insurance policy and buy herself breast implants has been vindicated. [CNN] Woah! Jay and Bey are gonna get an annulment? At a Barack Obama fundraiser the other night, Jay Z was on stage when the DJ put on his centuries-old duet with his new bride. Jay went crazy, it was reported... Plus: David Byrne, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Winehouse, Finland's looking pretty appetizing, and more after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 18 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: james bond, amy winehouse, david byrne, Daniel Craig, scarlett johansson, vacation, blake fielder civil, jay z, beyonce knowles, finland, quantum of solace, brian eno, j.d. salinger, nw york times, sexy vacations, jay-z, octopussy, talking heads

• While You Were Sleeping: Bruce Springsteen Endorsed Somebody, And it Wasn't McCain

  Apparently Beyonce is planning to retire. Yeah, like Jay- Z retired all those times? We don't buy it. [GabbyBabble] Don't want to be all hunch-backed when you get old? Stand up straight. Or try this crazy ergonomic undershirt. [Gizmodo]  If Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump, this is the first ever picture of it. Like, first. Ever. That or she just had a burger and fries, which we can totally get behind.  [FameCrawler] Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 08:49 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, republicans, Barack Obama, pregnancy, john McCain, election, beyonce, bruce springsteen, jay z, ashlee simpson, while you were sleeping, rachael ray, endorsements

• Sloppy Seconds: Father-Daughter Love Child

  And you thought dry humping Jennifer Garner at the Oscars was the craziest thing Gary Busey's ever done? Check out this interview with Busey from a recent issue of Maxim, which pokes lots of fun at the weirdo actor's drug history, including the time he did coke off his dog's ass. This Sloppy Seconds gonna write itself, wethinks. Jay and Beyonce got married on Friday. Or was it Saturday? Are they even an item? No one knows for sure. We gotta say, more power to the both of you for not letting the slimeballs at Us Weekly get anything out of this. Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 05:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: vodka, marriage, paul mccartney, heather mills, maxim, jennifer garner, oscars, absolut, tom waits, beyonce, mexico, gary busey, red carpet, jay z, caifornia, jonah hill, beyonce knowles