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• Sloppy Seconds: How Kanye West is Handling the Recession

  The nearly naked girl Michael Phelps has been spotted with his not his girlfriend. Mmmkay? [Us] Another one (of our potential future husbands) bites the dust. Sam Talbot, winner runner up from Season 2 of Top Chef got married in a secret ceremony last month, further increasing my chances of becoming the Crazy Cat Lady. [People] If you're selling pictures you took of Amy Winehouse smoking crack, it's possible you were also smoking (or selling) crack and might go to jail. [Radar] What does Harvey Weinstein have to say about yesterday's Golden Globe nominations? [Vulture] Read More... Posted Dec 12 2008, 07:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, anderson cooper, sloppy seconds, kanye west, cocaine, amy winehouse, facebook, Barack Obama, 2008, scanner emily, ryan gosling, golden globes, George Bush, pictures, lauren conrad, crack, harvey weinstein, prison, washington post, depression, emily farris, michelle obama, naked, olympics, recession, images, interns, the white house, crazy cat lady, swimming, michael phelps, malia obama, sasha obama, amy winehouse smoking crack, december 12, pictures of amy winehouse smoking crack, the blair house, golden globe nominations, are we in a recession, scanner emily is the crazy cat lady, fashion internships, the great depression, amy winehouse snorting cocaine, sam talbot, are we in a depression, donald graham, internships

• Sloppy Seconds: Pretty Young Things

  Chelsea Clinton can't get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can't get enough of her. [Queerty]  Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [People] If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these "sexy" pictures of Miley Cyrus. [JustJared]  The other U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [Wonkette] Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: harry potter, sloppy seconds, robots, miley cyrus, scarlett johansson, suri cruise, john McCain, Chelsea clinton, harrison ford, Emma Watson, interns, pretty young things, class rings, miss south carolina

• Another Intern Scandal: Will New York Never Learn From Bill Clinton's Mistakes?

  We're blogging from the wilderness in Connecticut today, where apparently no one has heard of wireless internet. (We got some funny looks from the neighbors who still think cell phone users are all terrorists trying to set off atomic bombs.) They've also obviously never heard of The Law of Bill Clinton out here-- or in New York: if you're a politician with a penis, and you use that penis, you will end up being made fun of on the internet. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, prostitution, scandals, sex addict, connecticut, child abuse, interns, washington, blackmail, perverts, colorado, arkansas