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Who Would You Rather: Brad Pitt vs. Every Other Man in the World?

Angelina Jolie can't get no satisfaction. Though the actress has a bazillion kids with one of the hottest men in the world, she is apparently ready to make their relationship a little more open. Rumor has it that Jolie told Pitt she wants to take "other lovers." According to reports a "source" says, “Angie has never been a traditional kind of girl, especially when it comes to romance. Even though Brad was attracted to her unconventional behaviour initially, at his core he’s a traditional guy. As open-minded as he tries to be, he certainly wouldn’t be fine with her sleeping with another man and would definitely have resented the suggestion, even if it was a petulant slip of the tongue on her part.”

Of course, we have to ask: if you had to choose between sleeping with Brad Pitt or having your choice of every other man in the world, who would you rather?

Posted Apr 09 2009, 02:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: who would you rather, marriage, angelina jolie, cheating, wwyr, relationships, infidelity, brad pitt, children, open marriage, celebrities in open relationships, monogamy, open relationship

American Woman: The Presidential Mistress

When you think of presidential mistresses do you imagine Monica Lewinsky and her blue dress making nightly appearances on Inside Edition? Or maybe you picture Marilyn Monroe baring all for photographer Bruce Stern in The Last Sitting. In fact, save for America’s bittersweet love for Ms. Monroe, presidential girlfriends are rarely presented in a positive light. Until now.

Posted Mar 13 2009, 10:54 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Infidelity: Blame It On My Hormones

Okay, not my hormones so much, because I apparently don't have high numbers of the hormone in question (though I wonder if it's available in pill form?). But according to a new study out of the University of Texas, women with high concentrations of oestradiol are more likely to cheat on their partners.

How do you know if you or your lady friend has high levels of oestradiol?

Posted Jan 14 2009, 02:09 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s)

Tom Jones' Wife is Rich But Rather Tragic

Seeing a Tom Jones concert is still on my bucket list, but lets just say I won't be throwing any knickers, especially considering some of the revelations of his interview in the Times Online about his illegitimate son, groupies, and his wife of 51 years.

Posted Dec 18 2008, 04:50 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments

Filed under: panties, sluts, infidelity, tom jones, illegitimate, groupies, stepford wives

This Thanksgiving, Just Shut Up and Be Thankful for Your Faithful Mate (Who You Probably Don't Really Have)

We just love holiday press releases here at Scanner. We're actually starting to believe they're funded by liquor companies. They're either so full of warm and fuzzy bullshit you want to laugh about it over a bottle of wine or they contain some information that will likely scare you so much you spend the entire holiday throwing back Bailey's on the rocks to forget that your life, as you know it, may crumble in front of you (and your entire family) at any given moment.

Our holiday press release du jour comes from Ruth Houston an, "infidelity expert and author" who thinks you should spend Thanksgiving giving thanks for your monogamous mate. But, she adds, even though you think you have a faithful partner, you probably don't, mmmkay?

Posted Nov 25 2008, 02:20 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Women Get Away With Affairs Because of Their Expert Lying, Says Woman Who Got Away With An Affair With Future British Prime Minister

This is Edwina Currie, the conservative politician who cheated on her husband with married future British Prime Minister John Major. Edwina wrote a piece for the Daily Mail this week on the latest poll on cheaters and how they get away with it...

"So a new survey has come up with the surprise revelation that women are just as likely to be unfaithful as men..."

Posted Jul 30 2008, 11:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: politics, cheating, infidelity, great britain, husbands and wives, wives, britian, extra-marital affair, cheaters, prime minister, conservative

First Person Singular: This McCain Story's a Bunch of Crap

Hi kids, Scanner Bryan here. I wanted to break out of the collective "we" for a sec because -- speaking entirely for myself -- I'm of the opinion that the McCain story run by the New York Times is pretty much, as the Senator says, "a hit-and-run smear."

Posted Feb 21 2008, 04:00 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 10 comment(s)

Filed under: new york times, infidelity, 2008, Bill Clinton, first person singular, john McCain

Holiday Gift Guide, Your Doomed Marriage Edition: Diamonds

Maybe you find yourself with tons of cash and a wonderful woman who you're positive is slowly growing to despise you? Well, from what we can tell from the jewelry ads featured on Alternet.org, the best thing to do would be to buy her a big expensive diamond. You know, like the Hearts On Fire diamond, featured in the provocative ad to your right. It promises "Monogamy to the 100th power" -- because after all, any other brand of diamond and you'd only be at the 99th power, and that lovely, fickle wife of yours might still wind up giving your business partner a friendly hummer between rounds of golf at the club. Now, that's a hazard no golfer wants to think about, right? Right?

Click through for the full version of the ad.

Posted Dec 21 2007, 03:29 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: infidelity, paranoia, dirty sexy money, diamonds

Dear Nintendo Wii: Happy Birthday, You Old Homewrecker You!

Monday was the Nintendo Wii's first birthday! What did you get yours? We know what Go Nintendo reader "Tony" gave his Wii: a massive guilt trip for ruining his marriage. Seems that "Tony" got back from Iraq to find something he wasn't expecting on his Wii's Mii Channel (a.k.a., the place where your personalized Wii characters live), something that confirmed rumors he'd been hearing about his wife and an unnamed sports figure.

It’s a guy strikingly similar to PBA Bowler *name deleted*. To be sure of this, I went into the Wil Message Board and click on the Calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife’s Mii and this ‘other’ Mii Character played Wii Bowling. It became clearly obvious that she couldn’t explain her way out of this.

Here's the best part about all this: somewhere out there, there's a pro bowler who's getting into girls pants with his video game skills. What, polos and the promise of remarkable finger strength weren't cutting it?

[Via GamePro and Gizmodo]

Posted Nov 21 2007, 09:15 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments

Filed under: video games, Wii, infidelity, bowling, nintendo, Nintendo Wii, extra-marital affair, cheaters, iraq war

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