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• Take Him to Detroit: America's 11 Most Depressing Places

  This really ain't Michigan's week, is it? First, some dumbass ex-Mayor was arrested for having an extramarital affair in the middle of the street. Then, we made a mean joke about the Detroit Free Press and it's sex advice column, complete with a newspaper headline that says, "Detroit Blows." Now, comes word that Business Insider is further driving down the state's property values by including two MI cities on its list of the most depressing places in America. Cheer up and enjoy this sprightly little list... Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 03:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: dating, lists, cars, funny, florida, michigan, michael moore, travel, kansas, detroit, arizona, top 10, indiana, georgia, illinois, california, cities, auto industry bailout, auto industry

• This Week in Sex: We Couldn't Stuff It All In

  We hope this is real and not the viral marketing work of some jean company... Sometimes the stories are too small for their own posts. Sometimes there are two many stories for one week, which is definitely the case here. Today, we'll present: the Not Ready For Daytime Players... in This Week in Sex, featuring tales of football teams, Bollywood nudity, Melissa Joan Hart, Playboy, brothers, and... Susan Boyle?! Read More... Posted Apr 17 2009, 06:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, high school, taco bell, playboy, week in review, football, florida, sexual assault, nevada, siblings, sex life, jeans, senator, bollywood, full frontal nudity, brothel, indiana, strip club, sfw, naked men, underage, teacher, naked man, adult films, violent sex, group sex, susan boyle, melissa joan hart, this week in sex

• Young Guy Waits In Tree For His Girlfriend To Come Along And Accept His Ring

  You would think the police, parents, and school officials would be thrilled to death by a guy who waits up in a tree in Terre Haute, Indiana for his girlfriend to get out of school. See, he's going to propose marriage and has driven all the way for Michigan or Wisconsin or one of those crazy places and has the ring in his pocket and everything.  What a hopeless romantic, right? "Hopeless" might be the word for it, yes... Read More... Posted Mar 13 2009, 01:14 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: internet, marriage proposal, Wisconsin, romantic, arrest, teenage girls, tree man, romance, underage sex, indiana, engagement, girlfriends, break up

• Crazy Husband Lady Left Lonely

  There sure are a lot of women out there making us feel better about being on the not-so-long road to Crazy Cat Ladydom. First, it was the Crazy Baby Lady and now—possibly less offensive but just as insane—is the Crazy Husband Lady, Linda Wolfe (not that she's always been Mrs. Wolfe). Read More... Posted Feb 20 2009, 03:56 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: marriage, divorce, babies, weird shit, crazy shit, engagements, the midwest, wives, crazy people, crazy cat lady, indiana, husbands, elizabeth taylor, crazy baby lady, octuplets, nadya suleman, marriages, crazy husband lady, weird people, hoosier, collectors

• Hey Ladies: This Is Why You Aren't Enjoying Sex...

  ...and, no, there aren't pics of big dicks after the jump... According to a new survey released by the Kinsey Institute (those pervs are still around?), women who used hormonal contraceptives had the lowest overall sexual satisfaction score, while those who used both condoms and hormonal methods actually reported the highest levels of satisfaction.   Does that surprise you? Here's the rest: Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 10:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: condoms, sex life, hormones, contraception, indiana, controversial, kinsey

• Today in WTF: Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates

  Who the hell wants to get someone a Planned Parenthood gift certificate?  What purpose do they serve besides stirring up the hornet's nest that is the anti-abortion movement? Read More... Posted Dec 03 2008, 01:18 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: holiday gift guide, gifts under $50, florida, holiday, abortion, planned parenthood, Pro Life, indiana, illinois, pro-choice, gifts

• Hero of the Day: Dad Who Killed A Sex Offender Turned Home Invader

  The Brew Board website wants to buy this guy's killer a beer. We couldn't agree more that, if ever there is a case where someone needs to be put down for someone else's self defense, this is arguably the one... Read More... Posted Sep 29 2008, 04:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: condom, dead people, death, sexual assault, sex offenders, teenage girls, rape, murder, indiana, murderers, indianapolis

• While You Were Sleeping: Lookin' For Asian Women

  The new exhibit on sex and politics opened at the Kinsey Institute at the University of Indiana. Ex-NBA star Kevin Johnson's run for the Mayor of Sacramento may be in jeopardy after it was revealed he (may have) used AmeriCorps members that were working with his nonprofit do personal errands for him. Oh, and there is the whiff of sex, too. You'll never guess which celebrity is converting to the Jewish faith to please his girlfriend... Read More... Posted Sep 29 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: missed connection, asian fetish, jail, playboy, basketball, Colin Farrell, credit, hugh hefner, celebrities, exhibits, artists, bankruptcy, painting, irish, jewish, catholic church, indiana, british, student teacher sex, playboy bunnies, acting, principals, playboy mansion, nba, kinsey

• Sandy Allen, World's Tallest Woman, Dies at 53

  The Guiness World Record holding tallest woman died yesterday in an Indianapolis nursing home. Sandy Allen was 7-foot-9. Which is, by the way, very freaking tall. She used her height to teach school children about difference.  As you can imagine being the World's Tallest Woman was a hard road to travel even if her strides were twice as long as yours... Read More... Posted Aug 14 2008, 10:00 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: dating, dead people, death, old people, indiana, nursing home, sandy allen, worlds tallest woman

• Sometimes Religion Makes People Stupid

  At least 50 people in India have gone blind since Friday after staring directly at the sun in the hopes of seeing the Virgin Mary... Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 01:25 PM by Ina Maier with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: religion, indiana, religious wackos, blindness, virgin mary, religious fanatics

• Sloppy Seconds: And You Thought You Wouldn't Live to See a Gay Space Wedding

  Janet-Miss-Jackson-if-You're-Nasty is planning her first tour in seven years. [Yahoo!]  So sad: Two Indian women were found dead after torching their home to end their "unusual relationship." [Queerty]  If a fake pregnancy happens in a forrest and everyone knows it's fake, is it really a fake pregnancy? Huh? What did we just ask? Anyway... [Fafarrazi] Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 06:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, sloppy seconds, star trek, weddings, gay marriage, penis, parents, pregnancy, janet jackson, indiana, california, george takei, jessic alba, lesbianns

• What Hillary Clinton Will Do Now

  Following last night's surprise results in the Democratic Primaries in Indiana and North Carolina (Clinton by an inch, Obama by a mile, respectively), the pundits and other dolts are jumping up and down, trying to be the first one to call "BINGO" on the end of this race. But although she pledged to "support the nominee" (the first time she's made a victory speech that hinted at any sort of chance she might not win), we didn't see any indication last night that Hillary Clinton will give up any time soon... Read More... Posted May 07 2008, 02:26 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, Barack Obama, john McCain, elections, democratic primary, north carolina, indiana