Josh Brolin may have killed Sean Penn on the big screen (spoiler my ass; pick up a history book Wikipedia) but they are totes in love in the real world. [Vulture]
Eight-year-old Emily knew
that Scanner Emily would become a crazy cat lady, but how did
six-year-old Emily know Scanner Emily would take six years to finish
college? [eefers]
Six-year-old
Emily was not aware that Scanner Emily would grow up and develop a
very serious condition called Status Update Disorder. [The Atlantic]
You
must be a real fucking stud to survive testicular cancer, then win the
Tour de France seven times, and after all that cutting and jiggling and
jaggling, knock some chick up. [People]
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