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• TTYL, or, Kansas City Here I Come

  After multiple anxiety attacks, two attempts at selling my shit on the street (hey, I made $273!) and lots of heavy drinking that led to a few teary goodbyes, the time has come for me to make the move to Kansas City. So I'll be offline for the next few business days. I still have to pack up my massive vintage Pyrex collection and get the swing out of the closet before my dad flies up on Friday. After what I predict will be an ill-fated trip to IKEA we're going to pack up the truck and ride off into the sunset... Read More... Posted Dec 17 2008, 06:55 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: beer, 2008, scanner emily, missouri, pregnancy, scanner brian, food, emily farris, pyrex, kansas city, kansascityisinmissouri.com, kansas, meth, fast food, independence missouri, scanner nicole, scanner verena, road trips, kck, kcmo, ikea, scanner colleen, independence, december 17, KS, rolling rock, kansas city here i come, road-side diners, stoop sale, meth capital of the world, stoop sale permit, vintage pyrex, driving with dad, barefoot and pregnant, ill-fated trips to ikea, going to kansas city, going to ikea with dad, is it illegal to sell stuff on the street, u-haul, MO, road tripping with dad, driving a moving truck, scanner matt, selling stuff on the street, riding in cars with boys, moving, diners, traveling with a cat, independence missouri is the meth capital of the world, driving from new york to kansas city, when was independence missouri the meth capital of the world, driving a u-haul, moving trucks, budget truck, budget moving trucks, kasnas city is in missouri, moving to kansas city

• While You Were Sleeping: 93% Prefer Real Boobs

  A woman who selflessly built homes for Katrina victims is CNN's Hero of the Year, an award which is obviously way cooler than Time's Person of the Year. However, you look at it, this company is in deep shit: a radio station is being sued after a Win A Date With A Great Guy contest ended in the unlucky winner being raped. One commenter: "Is the radio station responsible for doing a through criminal background check? What's a 24 year old woman dating a 46 year old man anyway?" Here it is, the annual annoying survey of the Top 10 stars you'd like to invite over for Thanksgiving... Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 09:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sports, Barack Obama, senate, tom cruise, FARK, Giveaway, football, cnn, suri cruise, hollywood, prison, radio stations, rape, fake boobs, jennifer aniston, joe biden, Hurricane Katrina, lawsuit, real or fake, hero of the day, pavement, ikea