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• Pat Smeared: Pray for the Swayz

  Not much to say about Patrick Swayze looking so gaunt and ill, other than: Sadness! Related:    Everybody Stay Calm and Think Positive Thoughts Famous People We're Afraid Will Die in 2009 Posted Feb 20 2009, 02:23 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: dirty dancing, paparazzi, hunks, patrick swayze, Roadhouse, death watch, tiger beat, 80s, the swayz

• Everybody Stay Calm and Think Positive Thoughts

  Patrick Swayze, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, revealed to Barbara Walters in his first post-diagnosis TV interview that he likely has only have two years to live, and five years is "wishful thinking." And so it's time for everyone to get together like the citizens of Whoville and think good thoughts together for the Swayz. For inspiration, let's recall the many looks of Swayze.  Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 10:48 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: animals, heidi klum, hunks, cancer, patrick swayze, Roadhouse, death watch, tiger beat, 80s

• Mary-Louise Parker Breaks Toe, Films First Nude Sex Scene For Weeds

  Mary Louise-Parker, the coolest and sexiest Mom on earth (if you think we're kidding, you obviously have never read anything she's written or, well, seen her naked), finally gave her fans what they've craved for four seasons of the hit Showtime show Weeds: a very naked sex scene. And better yet, it's with Mexico's legendary heartthrob Demian Bichir, who everyone was waiting to see take it all off since his first, ten-second cameo early in the season... and we have the link... Read More... Posted Aug 07 2008, 02:38 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: showtime, sex scenes, television, nsfw, mexico, hunks, Mexican, mary louise parker, weeds, mary-louise parker

• Who Would You Rather: House vs. McDreamy

  Plus the results of our "Who Would You Rather: Julie Newmar vs. Michelle Pfeiffer" Catwoman edition... Read More... Posted Aug 05 2008, 01:23 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: robot sex, who would you rather, fox, television, hugh laurie, abc, doctors, hunks, grey's anatomy, michelle pfeiffer, julie newmar, house md, shows, patrick dempsey, red bull

• I Would Gay Marry...Dean Winters

  You know this guy… The sneaky mastermind in Oz, Tommy’s scrappy brother in Rescue Me, Carrie’s fuck buddy in Sex and the City, hothead detective in Law and Order: Sperm Sample Unit. Sizzle sizzle am I right? Okay, so neither of us are gay…but so what? I would still gay marry him. Here are just a few reasons: Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 12:45 PM by Steve McKay with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: tina fey, 30 rock, gay marriage, hunks, Dean Winters, televsion

• Hunky Jesus 2008: Resurrected for Passion

  Here's video from yesterday's Hunky Jesus competition hosted by San Francisco's Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Recycling Jesus, Zombie Jesus, and Michangelo's Jesus, to name a few, came out for the title of Hunky Jesus 2008. Competition was stiff and things got pretty hunky, but the Jesuses hung in it to win it. How foxy did Jesus get? Check the photo after the jump: Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 02:37 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: jesus christ, hunks, easter, hunky jesus

• Hey shinynewmachine and thinkywritey, Did You Hear About Ryan Reynolds' New Role?

  Last time we talked about Ryan Reynolds, we were bemoaning the possibility that somehow one of the "guys" from Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place managed to get himself engaged to Scarlett Johansson. This apparently turned out to be untrue, but our scoffing at Mr. Reynolds' worthiness still caused readers shinynewmachine and thinkywritey to chime in... Read More... Posted Feb 20 2008, 02:00 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, scarlett johansson, two guys a girl and a pizza place, hunks, ryan reynolds, deadpool, x-men origins: wolverine, hugh jackman, wolverine