You're the aide to the Swedish Prime Minister and
you've got the night off, so what do you do to blow off some steam?
Make out with a TV reporter, what else? The Swedish PM's top aide,
Ulrica Schenstroem, resigned after she was photographed tongue wrestling with television reporter Anders Pihlblad
in a bar. Oh Ulrica, Ulrica, Ulrica, the first lesson in maintaining
anonymity while drunkenly compromising yourself is to always go where
no one will recognize you. Someplace where no one's people-watching,
like a dark movie, or a dog show.
The journalist whose lips she
was reading with her tongue told his own TV station that she was
"clearly under the influence of alcohol." Talk about amateur hour, we
can't believe we've got to go over this. Second rule of anonymous
hookups: do not make out with someone whose job it is to call your
drunk ass out on TV. Hope you were taking notes Ulrica; you'll have
plenty of time to study them now that you're unemployed.
