
Hey
everybody: cello scrotum doesn't exist! We know: you were worried
there for a minute or several decades, when it first appeared in the
British Medical Journal. That is, if you play the cello, and if you
ever read that there was such a condition as "cello scrotum."
Dr.
Elaine Murphy, now a Baroness, invented the condition after hearing of
a dubious one called "guitar nipple." So how did the news come out, all
these years later? Obviously no one had investigated the matter at the
time of its original submission to the journal.
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