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• Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder

  Brandon Piekarsky entering court before his acquittal on third-degree murder charges. Piekarsky's level of involvement in the killing is unclear, as he wasn't believed to have helped in the beating. On July 12th, in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, a group of white teenagers were walking home when they came across a young Hispanic man in the park with a teenage girl. One of them yelled out, "Isn't it a little late for you to be out? Get your Mexican boyfriend out of here." The Mexican man, whose name was Luis Ramirez, became enraged and screamed back at them and began calling for backup. Eighteen-year-old Brian Scully then traded punches with Ramirez, with no one ever agreeing on how the fight actually got started. Read More... Posted May 15 2009, 01:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: violence, fights, court, racism, Pennsylvania, Mexican, white people, governor, democrat, murder, trials, hispanics, fight, hate crime, jury

• While You Were Sleeping: Flirting Caused That Plane Crash

  Hurricane Ike may have caused a baby boom in Texas. Playboy may cut back on the number of issues it puts out every year and raise the newsstand price. A truly sad day for America. Holy balls! Dolph Lundgren had a penis slip! Read More... Posted May 13 2009, 10:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: playboy, toilet, balls, penis, memoirs, hospital, penises, governor, flying, while you were sleeping, sfw, plane crash, sarah palin, sarah palin nude photos, magazine, working, penis slip, dolph lungren, flirting, memoir

• This Week in Gayness: McDonald's Hates Gays... Again

  Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke just gave us another reason to hate his awful company-- he signed a petition to ban gay adoptions in Arkansas. A gay porn star attending college has received a reported 150 hate e-mails from so-called "good Christians." Bigots like Rick Warren and Sarah Palin are among Time's 100 Most Influential People. Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 02:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, daily show, gay marriage, republicans, christians, britain, governor, gay porn, kentucky, democrat, ellen degeneres, Congressman, parenting, jon stewart, government, portia de rossi, wal-mart, conservative, new hampshire, hate crime, sarah palin, mom of the year, hate mail, rick warren, ceo, time magazine, mcdonalds, michael savage

• AZ Gov. Candidate Posts Topless Photo of His Roommate on Flickr

  John Paul Mitchell, 30, teaches yoga and is studying for his doctorate at the University of Sedona. He is not your typical Republican candidate, particularly since he is running against a newly-ascended state leader, Jan Brewer, who took over for Democrat Janet Napolitano when Napolitano accepted a cabinet post. He also isn't your typical politician-- he maintains a Flickr account, which he updates with campaign and personal photos on the same page. Normally, this would be no big deal... until a photo of a topless woman appeared on the page. Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 12:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: flickr, Republican, roommates, media, governor, photography, arizona, topless photos, government, sfw, monica bellucci, janet napolitano

• Candidate for Gov. of GA Admits to Having Sex... with a Mule

  Back in 2005, radical right-wing protofascist Christian Neal Horsley admitted to FoxNews anchor Alan Colmes that he had, at the age of 11 in 1955, engaged in unlawful carnal knowledge with a mule. In other words, he raped a mule and confessed to the crime on live radio. That hasn't stopped the scary-as-hell Georgian from announcing he is running for Governor... and talkin' treason... Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 01:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 23 comment(s) Filed under: abortion, governor, david paterson, bestiality, candidates, FoxNews, government, georgia, daily kos, murderers, doctor, right wing, alan colmes, right wing christians, right wing insanity, abortion policies, abortion policies in the U.S, traitor, mule, georgian, army of god

• While You Were Sleeping: Bartering Sex for Debt Reduction

  Kelis is divorcing Nas, even though she's seven month's pregnant with his baby. If you're (still) a Tori Amos fan, get her new single via free download. Ladies, you should (apparently) be washing your bras more than every-other-month, okay? Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 10:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: divorce, pregnancy, ladies, governor, lawyers, Gavin Newsom, san francisco, tori amos, sfw, ryan o'neal, sex scene, debt, monk, nas, kelis, nude photography, bartering, farrah fawcett, milla jovovich

• This Week in Gayness: Boycott Jamaica

  Gawker broke down the Amazon gay scandal. Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons, who, as we reported earlier this week, is locked in a bitter divorce battle with the state's First Lady, doesn't "believe in" domestic partnership benefits. A ruling on the legality of Prop 8 could come as early as Monday. Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 03:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, gay, teabagging, beer, divorce, gay marriage, Poland, nevada, boycott, governor, david paterson, iowa, elephant, jamaica, gayness, death threat, suicidal, amazon, jim gibbons, domestic partnership

• Nevada Governor's Sex Scandal May Top Eliot Spitzer's

  Jim Gibbons, Republican Governor of Nevada and accused sexual assailant, is one helluva piece of work. We've previously told you about Gibbons and an incident involving a waitress who claims she was assaulted and told to "shut up" by the Governor one night in a parking garage, although no charges were filed. Now, the juicy details of the Gibbons family divorce are burning up the wire...  Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 09:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, playboy, Bill Clinton, Republican, nevada, affair, extramarital affairs, Eliot Spitzer, governor, extra-marital affair, cheaters, love addict, playboy bunnies, sext message, republican idiots, sexting, eliot spitzer prostitution, reno, jim gibbons

• eBay Removes Kerry Katona's Breast Implant

  Kerry Katona did two things right: one, she went on MTV in the UK and had her 34-double-G's removed. Those fake boobs were ridiculous and very unattractive (to our minds.) The second thing she did was even more inspired-- she autographed one of those implants and put it on eBay for The Breast Cancer Campaign... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 01:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: charity, MTV, england, britain, ebay, breast implants, united kingdom, governor, boobies, Europe, california, breast cancer, sfw, meg whitman, kerry katona

• This Week In Gayness: Sean Penn vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Is former New York City Mayor Ed Koch gay? Does anyone even care at this point? Scariest hate crime suspect of all-time? This guy: "So I killed somebody - that makes me a bad guy?" We're against the death penalty, so let's hope he gets brutally beaten in prison every day for the next fifty years. Lesbians in Massachusetts are suing the US government... Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 12:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lesbian, texas, mormons, arnold schwarzenegger, gay sex, focus on the family, civil unions, governor, rape, murder, sean penn, gay bars, milk, illinois, california, closeted, hate crime, prop 8, harvey milk, death penalty

• This Week in Gayness: The Homophobic Celebrity Ad You Missed

  The vandalization of a gay youth center on Long Island is being investigated as a possible hate crime. Fleshbot has TV's hottest girl-on-girl makeout moments.  Cops are cruising dudes at New York City sex shops. The undercovers are entrapping them for prostitution charges by mentioning that they will pay for sex, then... Read More... Posted Feb 03 2009, 01:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: cops, sports, gay marriage, New York City, basketball, fleshbot, athletes, canada, adoption, doctors, heroin, gay sex, make out, this week in gayness, governor, homophobia, illinois, prostitute, shaquille o'neal, federal, fedex

• Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse vs. Norway

  All right, let's wrap up the new year with a deluge of crazy celebrity, sex, and celebrity sex news around: Charles Barkley, rumored to be gearing up to run for Governor of 'Bama, was arrested for DUI in Arizona. The list of the 19 worst Americans of 2008 is a hard one to dispute. Wayne Bent, the leader of religious sect, was sentenced to ten years in prison for... Read More... Posted Dec 31 2008, 03:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: naked girls, drugs, amy winehouse, drug addiction, teacher student sex, Charles Barkley, mayor, text messaging, governor, teenage girls, arizona, teacher sex, video game, cults, government, oregon, alabama, portland, flight of the conchords, drunk drivers, text message booty call, americans, sam adams, norway, wayne bent

• Sloppy Seconds: The 69-Year-Old Pinup Dude

  The adults at one Georgia Middle School have found a way around the no-sex-on-the-job rule: just set up an inflatable mattress in an unused room. Bush used to be a drunk, as we all know, but now he isn't afraid to talk about it. This guy has nothing left to lose-- he's more dangerous than ever. The stars are coming out for Obama's inaugural... Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 06:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sloppy seconds, Us Weekly, george w bush, Barack Obama, oral sex, photoshop, mark ruffalo, drinking, jenny craig, governor, government, 69, illinois, liberals, seniors, daily kos, older men, pinup, rod blagojevich, obama's inaugural, alcoholics

• Sloppy Seconds: Jessica Biel Finally Goes Topless

  Check out this weird Exorcist bobblehead doll. Rush Limbaugh is engaged to an Ann Coulter impersonator. The Governor of Illinois is free on $4,500 bail, which he could raise by selling... Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, ann coulter, jessica biel, playboy, trailers, salon, television, hugh hefner, rush limbaugh, governor, topless, government, illinois, playboy bunnies, dolls, shows, bobblehead, impersonation, exorcist

• Governor of Illinois Arrested Over Obama Senate Appointment... And That's Not Even the Weirdest Story

  If this is a story about the very corrupt (allegedly, of course) Governor of Illinois, why are you looking at a picture of Fran Drescher? Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 10:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, hillary clinton, Barack Obama, senate, television, arrested, governor, nannies, illinois, chuck schumer, sitcom, fran drescher

• New Study Claims Women Don't Care For (Sick) Men

  Get your typing fingers ready to comment on this one...because a survey that finds that women don't have any sympathy for men, aren't willing to take days off for them, and think sick men are pathetic is bound to be divisive. The finds... Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 09:47 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: dating, relationships, surveys, england, health, studies, arnold schwarzenegger, sexism, governor, san francisco, men and women

• While You Were Sleeping: Paris Hilton Wants To Be Used... For Her Brain

  The guy who ate the last mango in Paris passed away in Key West. (By the way, to get the song out of your head, listen to it here.) See, raising a public stink does send the right message sometimes: a baby born in India to a surrogate mother was allowed to leave with her Japanese father, even though the law says her mother was supposed to accompany here.  Guess who helped Ryan Reynolds at the New York City Marathon? And no, it wasn't Scarlett Johansson... Read More... Posted Nov 03 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: paris hilton, babies, gay marriage, george w bush, India, athletes, scarlett johansson, arnold schwarzenegger, Kennedy, ryan reynolds, bankruptcy, governor, bruno, sacha baron cohen, california, california gay marriage, japanese, michael j. fox, jimmy buffett

• It's Friday, And There's Just Too Much Good Stuff To Squeeze It All In

  We're busy getting ready for the debate tonight... stocking our liquor cabinets, preparing pancakes, you know, the usual... We don't have time to tell you all about the other amazing stories going on in the world right now. The stories that involve Sacha Baron Cohen's invasion of an Italian fashion show... Wonkette's most hilarious debate watch party drinking game... Johnny Cash's beyond-the-grave meditation on freedom... and much more... But we'll give you a varrry nice taste... Read More... Posted Sep 26 2008, 04:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, satire, people magazine, johnny cash, fashion shows, booze, Bill Clinton, wonkette, George Bush, drinking, john McCain, debates, comedy, campaigns, governor, drinking water, bruno, sacha baron cohen, swimming, drowning, milan, bangkok, drinking games

• While You Were Sleeping: Ciara's Naked Vibe Cover

  We still have a long way to go, baby: gay marriage is not equal to straight marriage in California and Massachusetts... at least when it comes to taxes. Inspired by Radiohead's slap at the record industry, Michael Moore will post his next movie online for free. We think it's called "Sicko II: The John McCain Story." And aren't we past this, especially with a female Vice Presidential candidate on the Republican ticket? Read More... Posted Sep 05 2008, 09:43 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, tina fey, death, gay marriage, 50 Cent, texas, Radiohead, john McCain, vice president, michael moore, vibe, governor, vaccines, economy, ciara

• What'll Happen To Sarah Palin?

  This is nothing against Sarah Palin-- after all, all GOP candidates are a little bit frightening, a little bit awesome in their determination and genuine will to make the world a better place-- but is she doomed? No one here in Minneapolis is even talking about the convention. Every conversation at every restaurant in town is centered around one question: what's going to happen to Governor Palin, what with all these rumors and controversies that are swirling around her... Read More... Posted Sep 02 2008, 10:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: scandals, republicans, knocked up, teen pregnancy, Liars, john McCain, vice president, minnesota, governor, Pro Life, alaska, conventions, sarah palin

• Today in WTF: Ex-Candidate For Kentucky Gov. Arrested For Sex Offenses After Obvious Joke

  Our first reaction: ha ha, perv. Our second reaction: this is a travesty of justice! A man's life and career are at stake... Read More... Posted Aug 20 2008, 03:57 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, police, wtf, prison, arrest, governor, free speech, kentucky, candidates, sexual abuse

• New York to Follow California in Legalizing Gay Marriage?

  No, not exactly, but the Empire State is one step closer to being as cool as California. Read More... Posted May 29 2008, 11:16 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: new york, gay marriage, governor, david paterson, california

• Emergency "Which NY Governor Would You Rather" Re-Vote

  Earlier this week, we asked you which extra-maritally engaged New York Governor you would rather "get behind." In case you missed it: Now that Spitzer has been de-governized for "going after prostitution" a little overzealously,  David Paterson has come clean about his extra-marital affairs. This, of course, begs the question: which NY Governor would you rather? The sexy Spitz? Or David "he's so hot he's legally blinding" Paterson? We want to make sure you are informed voters. So before you cast your vote, look long and hard  at their photographic record, which we should have included. Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 11:03 AM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: affair, extramarital affairs, Eliot Spitzer, governor, david paterson, extra-marital affair, who would you rather?

• Sloppy Seconds: How One Man Got-R-Dun

  New New York Governor David Paterson may owe his campaign fund $103.87 in principal and interest for monies borrowed during his extra-marital trysts. The Scanner collection plate is headed your way. We can all afford to throw in a few bucks to keep this guy around, right?  A man apparently hanged himself yesterday on a construction site owned by actor/ director/ Christian crusader Mel Gibson. Maybe he thought that he was closer to Jesus on Gibson-owned property? How did Floyd Beebs come to have "Git-R-Dun" tattooed on his forehead? Read More... Posted Mar 20 2008, 05:44 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, New York City, toilet, kansas, governor, david paterson, spring, mel gibson, git-r-dun, mr rogers, crystal meth, floyd beebs, sweaters

• Which New York Governor Would You Rather?

  And the hits just keep on coming! Now that Spitzer has been de-governized for "going after prostitution" a little overzealously,  David Paterson has come clean about his extra-marital affairs. This, of course, begs the question: which NY Governor would you rather? The sexy Spitz? Or David "he's so hot he's legally blinding" Paterson? Read More... Posted Mar 19 2008, 10:02 AM by Katie Halper with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: affair, extramarital affairs, Eliot Spitzer, governor, david paterson, extra-marital affair, who would you rather?

• Deep "That's What SHE Said" Thoughts On... Spitzer

  It's too bad that Eliot Spitzer didn't use his gubernatorial powers to legalize prostitution in New York. But, like all men, Spitzer was thinking with his "other head" when he joined the Emperors Club VIP list. Of course, now, since Scanner Bryan broke the story, it's too late. But it would have been a good idea. Another opportunity Spitz squandered would have been portraying his act of sin as an act of resistance, a protest against our punitive and puritanical society's punishment of prostitution. Read More... Posted Mar 11 2008, 04:10 PM by Katie Halper with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: new york, prostitution, hookers, sex scandals, sex, nevada, Eliot Spitzer, governor, spitzer, spitzer scandal, Governor Spitzer, emperors club, spitzer hooker, legalized prostitution, prostitution scandal