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Best Email Subject Line Ever Leads to Best Deal Ever, For Virgins

Looks like we saved the internet a long, long time ago. But seriously, a woman on a quest for net neutrality claims she will have sex with any virgin who has been working to defend net neutrality. We don't really understand her methodology, but we like it.

Net neutrality geeks, your lady awaits — and she's pretty hot — as do your terms of service.

Scanner Highs and Lows: It's All About You, And Boobs

We like to think that in addition to showing you pictures of boobs, we're doing a public service here at Scanner. We want you to get dates and have sex and look at great pictures... of many things.

National Geek Out Day

We're feeling a little geeky today, what with news quizzes and all, and it's about to get worse. While it's not officially National Geek Out Day, it is Pi Day (3/14, of course) and Albert Einstein's Birthday.

Anybody know what else is celebrated today? We'll let you know later this afternoon, but feel free to throw out some guesses in the comments section.

Posted Mar 14 2008, 11:41 AM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: holidays, anniversaries, geeks, numbers, math, geeking out, pi, albert einstein

Scully Wants Mulder To Die Masturbating in "X-Files 3"

Not that it will actually happen, but this weekend at San Francisco's WonderCon -- that's like "nerdsplosion" if you don't speak geek -- Gillian Anderson gave us a saucy little peak at what she'd like to see in the next-next X-Files movie.

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Best Email Subject Line Ever Leads to Best Deal Ever, For Virgins

Scanner Highs and Lows: It's All About You, And Boobs

National Geek Out Day

Scully Wants Mulder To Die Masturbating in "X-Files 3"