Before
we feel comfortable celebrating the Independence of our great nation
with hot dogs, beer and debauchery, we have to settle one very
important matter: which Founding Father would you fuck, if you had to fuck one?
Pictured
above are James Madison and Thomas Jefferson, but we imagine if given
the choice, we'd go for someone a little more schlubby, like Ethan
Allen (after the jump).
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