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• Racist Small Town Hoodlums Getting Away with Murder

  Brandon Piekarsky entering court before his acquittal on third-degree murder charges. Piekarsky's level of involvement in the killing is unclear, as he wasn't believed to have helped in the beating. On July 12th, in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, a group of white teenagers were walking home when they came across a young Hispanic man in the park with a teenage girl. One of them yelled out, "Isn't it a little late for you to be out? Get your Mexican boyfriend out of here." The Mexican man, whose name was Luis Ramirez, became enraged and screamed back at them and began calling for backup. Eighteen-year-old Brian Scully then traded punches with Ramirez, with no one ever agreeing on how the fight actually got started. Read More... Posted May 15 2009, 01:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: violence, fights, court, racism, Pennsylvania, Mexican, white people, governor, democrat, murder, trials, hispanics, fight, hate crime, jury

• Showgirls 2: Shoegirls

  Apparently in Akron, Ohio there is a classy gentleman's club called Club 1245 that does not discriminate based on age. They recently hired a stripper in her fabulous fifties, and when she showed up for her first day of work, things went horribly wrong. Read More... Posted Apr 21 2009, 11:15 AM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, showgirls, fights, stilettos, wtf?, blame the economy, when strippers attack

• Today in WTF?: Man Pours Chili on His Pregnant Girlfriend

  Domestic disturbances are getting really, um, disturbing lately. First there was the woman who handcuffed herself to her husband and then bit the shit out of him because she wanted to talk and now we hear the story of a man who poured chili on his pregnant girlfriend because he didn't want to go to the other room to watch TV. Read More... Posted Mar 27 2009, 05:11 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: babies, wtf, bra, fights, children, stupid shit, food, today in wtf, domestic violence, wtf?, food we wouldn't like to fuck, domestic disturbances, today in wtf?, non-perishables, vehicles, arguments, canned chili, chili

• Britain's Sexual Hazing Rituals Apparently News to Some People...

  The most shocking part of this story is that parents and administrators still find it "shocking" that hazings are happening all over campus... Read More... Posted Feb 09 2009, 10:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: condoms, drinking, fights, britain, hospital, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual abuse, drunk people, nuns, hazing

• While You Were Sleeping: The MySpace Suicide Trial Verdict

  This guy wants to be on America's Got Talent... for playing music with his telephones. Is Emily the Strange a ripoff of Nate the Great or is this, whether it's coincidence or deliberate theft, no big deal? Robert Downey, Jr. had a very close call on the set of Sherlock Holmes... Read More... Posted Dec 01 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, books, employment, booze, jobs, drinking, fights, money, ripoffs, nirvana, sherlock holmes, robert downey jr, united nations, ambassador, america's got talent

• Sloppy Seconds: Giving Vibrators To Teenage Girls

  Michael Lohan can't beat up any celebrities until his parole ends. Mac users, rejoice: a compendium of shortcuts to the rescue. You may be jealous over who Emily Blunt has shacked up with... we'll remain positive by saying he's at least cooler than Michael Buble... Read More... Posted Nov 20 2008, 05:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sloppy seconds, sports, vibrators, Christmas, credit, Eva Longoria, fights, hockey, famous people, celebrities, mac, teenage girls, carrie fisher, michael lohan dinah lohan, michael buble, emily blunt, diet, john krasinski

• While You Were Sleeping: The Sexy Mrs. Freddy Kreuger

  We can picture it: a Cleopatra movie starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as the title character and Hugh Jackman as Marc Antony. But a musical? And directed by Steven Soderbergh? Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClelan endorsed Obama on D.L. Hughley's new show. John McCain really needs a high profile endorsement soon-- really, he needs just about anything and everything soon to turn this thing around. Some observers think McCain could be down to funds of only one million dollars a day... you don't even want to know how that compares to Obama's staggering total. Although we suspect it to be an exaggeration, this is nonetheless the most shocking HIV scare story we can recall... Read More... Posted Oct 24 2008, 10:16 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: high school, halloween, horror movies, cnn, missouri, fights, aids, john McCain, prison, hugh jackman, crack cocaine, boyfriends, Catherine Zeta-Jones, HIV, endorsements, scott mcclellan, anne hathaway, dance, st. louis, raffaello folleri, busted, halloween costumes, cleopatra

• While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can't Keep Her Clothes On

  Once you read this family's story, you won't have much to complain about anymore. Yesterday, seven members of the Palin administration (gack! no, we mean her administration in Alaska, don't worry) agreed to testify in the Troopergate investigation. They'll probably say they didn't know anything about the unethical firing; after all, everyone who actually knows something is refusing to cooperate. Tonight, VH1 broadcasts the Hip Hop Honors, with awards going to... Read More... Posted Oct 06 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, hip hop, death, mischa barton, fights, vice president, harrison ford, indiana jones, nipple slip, joe biden, kimbo, vh1, sfw, naked photos, sarah palin

• Debate Coaches Show Kids How To Do It By Completely Losing Their Sh*t

  In a March, a debate tournament in Wichita, Kansas was overrun by immature, obscene, loud, petty, and obnoxious people--  the coaches. William Shanahan of Fort Hays University and Shanara Reid-Brinkley from University of Pittsburgh got into an extremely heated screaming fight over-- surprise, surprise-- race. But what's most ironic about all this is that Reid-Brinkley seemed to have set Shanahan off on his long and insane rampage by criticizing, of all things, the Fort Hays coach's body language. This video had been online recently but had disappeared. We just found it in another YouTube posting, uncut and still ugly... Read More... Posted Aug 20 2008, 11:34 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, youtube, fights, debates, racism, Pittsburgh, kansas, race, teacher

• Cosmo and AskMen in Steel Cage Match Battle of the Sexes

  We'd to see a good brawl between the silly people behind Cosmopolitan and AskMen.com. Until that $39.95 pay-per-view event, we'll settle for this war of online words, over AskMen's "Top 10 Things Only Men Can Do" (which even we're not brash enough to subject anyone to) and Cosmo's response, "21 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can't." Oooooooh! No, you didn't... Read More... Posted Aug 14 2008, 03:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: helen mirren, orgasms, fights, cosmopolitan, sexism, topless, pregnacy, tim robbins, sophia loren, askmen

• EXCLUSIVE: Toby Keith Worships Satan, Ted Nugent, And Lynch Mobs

  Toby Keith, America's highest-rated terrorist, is sending the liberal blogs into a tither after his appearance on the Colbert Report last night. And it isn't even for anything he said-- actually, it's for a song he's been singing for years and which was a smash hit single after 9/11, containing lyrics that most thinking people would find insane and dangerous had they not been avoiding country music radio since 1976... Read More... Posted Jul 31 2008, 11:57 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: stephen colbert, guns, fights, racism, country music, songs, race, huffington post, colbert report, toby keith, georgia, guantanamo, ted nugent

• Sloppy Seconds: Half-Naked Woman At A Blue Jays Game

  ...which begs the obvious question... what were these knuckleheads doing actually watching the game?  Minnie Driver publicly thanked the biggest bunch of airheaded surfer dudes for their heroic efforts after video aired of the beach bums pounding some paparazzi into submission. The very pregnant Driver was trying to enjoy a day on the beach when privacy-invading photographers swept in with their long lenses. Check out the story and video, complete with full "don't photo me, bro" goodness.  There's a new movie playing in London about a boat orgy that ends when one guy hits a girl in the back of the head during sex and kills her. The title? "Donkey Punch," of course.  Is Grey's Anatomy going to kill off Katherine Heigel's character? Read More... Posted Jul 16 2008, 05:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sports, katherine heigl, subway, sex, canada, julia allison, fights, paparazzi, food, baseball, knives, grey's anatomy, minnie driver, surfer, voyuer, toronto, arsenio hall, exhibitionists

• Italian Models Duke It Out In Picturesque Beach Brawl

  Hottie Fight  Can someone translate for us? The video is a drawn-out slap fest, but we just know that a bunch of Italian models screaming at and beating the Christ outta each other (while the men laugh and continue to treat them like garbage) has got to have some great dialogue.  Posted Jul 14 2008, 02:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, fights, models, italy, fight club, cat fight, Italian, supermodels

• Great Reviews of Bad Movies: Never Back Down (aka Fight Club 2)

  Would someone please explain to us why a movie like "Never Back Down" was even made? The movie, which opens today to scathing reviews, comes with the following page-turner of a synopsis: Set against the action-packed world of Mixed Martial Arts, Never Back Down is the story of Jake Tyler, a tough kid who leads with his fists, and, often, with his heart.  Read More... Posted Mar 14 2008, 01:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, fights, great reviews of bad movies, never back down, edward norton

• Who Would You Rather: Rambo vs. Walker, Texas Ranger

  FoxNews is running a poll to determine who wins in a fight, Sly Stallone, who just endorsed John McCain, or Mike Huckabee supporter and bad-ass angel on his shoulder Chuck Norris. Hell yeah! Read More... Posted Jan 28 2008, 09:28 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: politics, chuck norris, fights, john McCain, mike Huckabee, stallone

• Video of the Day: Hockey Fight Porn

  Here at Scanner, we try to cater to everyone's tastes eventually -- but frankly, we never thought we'd get to those of you who thought Fight Club would have been hotter had it only been on ice. Fightcapades, ho! Posted Jan 14 2008, 10:39 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: vod, fights, hockey