L.A. Rag Mag has a post concerning Marlon Brando's secret but not-so-secret gay life, accompanied by a very NSFW photo to back it up. The infamous photo of Brando fellating his man-friend and roommate Wally Cox had been circulating for years, but apparently was just purchased by LA Rag Mag. (Why bother doing that if it's already on the Internet? That's what Gawks said.)
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Maybe your sex drive isn't as high as it should be.
Maybe you're burnt out from fantasizing about lingerie models. Or maybe you've just been mauled by a crazed grizzly bear.
In any case, you need some refreshment...
...what would they say? Sort of like "if you could build a talking science project, what would it tell you?" except via the minds of degenerate online humorists.
Check out more classic photos, after the jump...
Hillary responded to the Obama Reverend Wright controversy by offering the following classic nugget: "You don't choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend." That is true, we've heard (we're not church goers). Hillary is clearly suggesting that Obama can be blamed for choosing a pastor who has offended some people with his language. But what about when it comes to offensive fellatio?