Apparently,
we're one step closer to having eternal sunshine in our spotless minds.
Except, instead of forgetting about Jim Carrey doctors might be able to
make us forget how much we love hamburgers. And pulled pork. And
cheesecake. And those little biscuits at the seafood place. And that
would be so, so awesome. [NYT]
We
sort of wish we would have waited to break our wrist at the Down &
Derby that Cosmo Baker is spinning at instead of the one (about this
time last year) that featured some DJ we'd never even heard of. Anyway,
if you're in New York and a better roller skater than we are, you
should check this out. We will be in town for it, but we will not be
seeing you there. [TheKeyRoom]
An
iPod you can control with your facial expressions? No thanks. One day
we're walking down the street trying to skip from the Katy Perry
version of "I Kissed a Girl" to the Jill Sobule version. Next thing you
know the guy is telling the cops he could have sworn we were begging
him to put his penis in our mouth. [Reuters]
That bisexual reality star we're no longer allowed to talk about thinks
that she and Meghan McCain are very similar because they're both
Scorpios and they both...wait for it...
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