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• 16 Manic Pixie Dream Girls and One Truly Terrifying Elisha Cuthbert

  The Onion has an excellent list of 16 Manic Pixie Dream Girls in film. What is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, you ask? According to the AV Club: Nathan Rabin coined the phrase "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" to describe that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that "exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." Yes. We are familiar with this Manic Pixie Dream Girl. She looks like Peter Pan and acts like your 7-year-old cousin... Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 03:01 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: movies, elisha cuthbert, kirsten dunst

• Does This Future President Have A Crush?

  Which Presidential candidate is keeping up an e-mail correspondence with a busty young Hollywood starlet? Read More... Posted Jun 11 2008, 04:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: charlize theron, heidi montag, Barack Obama, nicole kidman, john McCain, elisha cuthbert, kate hudson, scarlett Johanson

• Another Woman We've Never Heard of Is Maxim's Hottest Woman in The World

  A few weeks back, Scanner Brian was perplexed by the fact that FHM had named a woman we'd never heard of as its sexiest woman in the world. This month, Maxim pulls the same trick (even though we have heard of her, but only from one of our own). And the winner is... Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 11:53 AM by Emily Farris with | with 13 comment(s) Filed under: sarah michelle gellar, lindsay lohan, lists, eva mendes, christina aguilera, maxim, Eva Longoria, elisha cuthbert, marisa miller, Ashley Tisdale, megan fox, fhm, scarlett Johanson

• Who The Hell? FHM's Sexiest Woman in The World

  Maybe we are falling behind, but we had only barely heard of FHM's #1 Sexiest Woman In The World before today's announcement. Does that make us bad bloggers... or heroic ones, since we did not have to subject you to our musings on her until now? Full photo and an extensive list, after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: jessica biel, jessica alba, Hayden Panettiere, Heroes, jessia simpson, scarlett johansson, elisha cuthbert, beyonce knowles, Beyoncé, sexiest woman alive, megan fox, transformers, jessica lange, fhm

• Who Would You Rather, Paris Hilton or Elisha Cuthbert? Oh, Too Bad, They'd Rather Each Other

  In case you hadn't heard, Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were spotted making out at a New York club Tuesday night. Cuthbert's reps are denying it. We would, too, if we were her. Paris wouldn't even make the top 1,000 on our crossover list.  [US Weekly: EXCLUSIVE: Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Seen Making Out]   Posted Jan 31 2008, 09:07 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay, paris hilton, lesbians, making out, elisha cuthbert, fake lesbians