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• Sloppy Seconds: Bobby Jindal Is A Big, Fat Liar

  Some whack job is in custody after mailing HIV-tainted blood to President Obama. [CNN] As if you needed more reasons to have sex. [Physorg] Oh no! Ed McMahon is hospitalized with pneumonia, and he's in serious condition. Can this poor guy not get a break? [Us] Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 05:05 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, sex, lesbians, Liars, aids, friday, HIV, grey's anatomy, mail, ed mcmahon, lies, bobby jindal, 2009, pneumonia, hospitals, lesbian doctors, lesbian action, february 27, bobby jindal is a liar, reasons to have sex, health benefits of sex, liar, jessica capshaw

• Sloppy Seconds: Even Winning 'American Idol' Won't Help You in this Economy

  Say goodbye to our old friends at MollyGood and please cross your fingers and hope that your favorite Scanner bloggers still have jobs come next Monday. [MollyGood] Lynne Spears admits she was a bit of an enabler when raising Britney. [Jossip] Madonna is suing the Mail for publishing pictures of her wedding to soon-to-be-former husband Guy Ritchie. You know, so she can have even more money to flaunt in front of him when they split. [BBC] Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 07:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, divorce, scanner emily, lesbians, lynne spears, pictures, american idol, ryan seacrest, money, brooklyn, madonna, emily farris, Guy Ritchie, the daily mail, millions, samantha ronson, break ups, ed mcmahon, lindsay and sam, law suits, suing, greenpoint, sue, picture, mollygood, december 8, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson kiss, home forclosure, north brooklyn contamination, the mail, to sue, ten million dollars, the end of mollygood, exxon oil spill, fantasia, five million pounds, exxon, the most polluted waterway in north america, five million dollars, fantasia barrino, contamination, mollygood shutting down, newtown creek, the recession, madonna sues the daily mail

• This is How Ed McMahon Does It

  Poor Ed McMahon. He's 85 and has to turn to a life of pimping just to keep a roof over his head. Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 04:11 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: money, pimped out, pimping out, naked, pimps, rap music, naked women, ed mcmahon, rap, freecreditreport.com, ed mcmahon's house, ed mcmahon rapping

• We Didn't Watch The Emmy's, Here's What We Missed...

  It was a historic night for the Emmy's, and we're pretty sure no one, including us, saw any of it... Read More... Posted Sep 22 2008, 10:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tina fey, 30 rock, stephen colbert, mad men, award shows, lorne michaels, alec baldwin, Emmy's, jon stewart, ed mcmahon, sarah palin, johnny carson

• Sloppy Seconds: A Whole-lotta Girl on Girl Competition

  Poland is flying the rainbow flag. And not just literally. [Queerty] Jessica Simpson is a little bit country and a little bit blonde bimbo. [Us]  Art or child pornography? An photographer's exhibit depicting nude teenage boys and girls. [Scopical] Read More... Posted Jun 06 2008, 05:47 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, sloppy seconds, top 10 lists, maxim, Jessica Simpson, Poland, fhm, real housewives, ed mcmahon