Yesterday Jezebel, that girl we keep trying to befriend on the playground, posted a video of editor Tracie "Slut Machine" Egan, object of Scanner Brian's affection, getting a colonic.
While entertaining, it really just made us nostalgic for the time we
had a tube up our ass in the name of journalistic integrity.
Unfortunately, the story caused our father to refuse to read anything
we've written since; probably that whole "my ass had finally lost its
virginity" line.
Anyway, Scanner Emily's colonic irrigation
story, including all the juicy details, after the jump. But as Perez Hilton
would say, don't click if you're easily offended (by poop stories or by
our formerly poor writing skills).
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