Scanner Santa has a slew of gift ideas for you: sex toys, DVDs, a pair of shoes and... an artificial virginity hymen?
Plus, there's a motherlode of delectable posts you missed out on this week...
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Chances are you can't really by anyone anything this year. The government has not proposed a bailout bill for low-income holiday shoppers. Is it too late to cover an old picture frame in macaroni and spray paint and give it to your mom? Yes (or you're way too young to be on Nerve). Is it too late to cover yourself in macaroni and spray paint and give it to your lover? Maybe.
