R. Kelly has been having a rough month. The singer's child pornography
trial finally started a few weeks ago and people are already coming out
of the woodwork to testify against him. Just yesterday an "expert
witness" said there is no way his sex tape could have been faked.
He obviously need some loving right now, but what kind?
Does
he just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other
words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not
repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is
a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name.
So if you are of legal age, would you spoon or spork Kelly?
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