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• This Week In Gayness: Sean Penn's Next Movie

  A lesbian wedding announcement in a Utah paper is causing a (small) stink in the conservative state. About.com wonders what will happen if Proposition 8 passes, thus banning gay marriage in California.  Only 64% of gay people have come out to a family member, but 80% of gays would like to integrate suburbia... Read More... Posted Aug 06 2008, 11:34 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, lesbian, Barack Obama, james franco, adoption, this week in gayness, sean penn, gay marriage ban, california, charlie crist

• While You Were Sleeping: The New Robin Hood Movie

  How Do I Find My G-Spot? and other eternal questions are on i-Village today.  Are you under 13 (and somehow getting away with reading Nerve? You rule!) Then join Club Penguin, the social network site for (pre-)teenyboppers. It doesn't have a hope in hell of being a true fact, but would it be great if Johnny Depp was cast for this role in the next Batman movie? Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 08:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Johnny Depp, russell crowe, gay marriage, Batman, john McCain, children, maggie gyllenhaal, nude, social networking, g-spot, charlie crist, massachusetts, ego, anthrax

• The Wit and Wisdom of John McCain

  Your Friday funnies... a look back at the funniest things John McCain has ever said: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno. [1998] "The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs." [1999] Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, john McCain, Republican, offensive, joke, sick, charlie crist, misogynist

• Top 5 Things McCain Should Do Now

  John McCain, who will be President from 2009-2009, is running an insurgent campaign against the forces of Barack Hussein Obama, scion of the Royal Husseins of 9/11-loving Iraq. The man was "Rescue Dawn" before Herzog stole his life story. Hell, he was Chuck Norris before "Missing in Action," punk. And that's why John McCain will destroy Barack with a IED strike on his anti-American church compound... or, at least, use these five tried and true Republican tactics to misinform the public and seize the election from the Democrats... Read More... Posted Jun 06 2008, 02:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: republicans, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, john McCain, swift boat vets, Democrats, John Kerry, charlie crist

• Charlie Crist's "Sex Tape" Could Land Him The Vice-Presidency

  Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, long rumored to be a closeted homosexual, is about to have his true sexual orientation outed by Nixon dirty trickster Roger Stone, who claims to have video surveillance of the newest "Love Gov" and friend on a late-night elevator ride... Read More... Posted May 29 2008, 12:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: mitt romney, florida, sex tapes, john McCain, vice president, Republican, gay rumors, hypocrites, closeted, charlie crist