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• Former Disco Dancer Shocks British TV Audiences With Latest Routine

  A woman whose story reads like a 50's pulp novel survived multiple rapes, beatings from her mother, and a forced performance in a porno to become a disco dancing champion, before retiring to become a housewife. On Saturday night, she staged her second comeback on Britain's Got Talent, the Simon Cowell-run spectacle that has seen some serious competition lately. But Fabia Cerra takes them all down, easy, in our book-- watch what happens when this polite, nervous size 20 sweetheart does after taking the stage for the live taping... Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 12:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, reality shows, music, television, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, funny, simon cowell, breasts, burlesque, boobies, breast, sfw, censored, disco, plus size, dancers, the queen of england, britain's got talent

• Spidey: Too Racy for the Library?

  When a 6-year-old boy brought home a Spider-Man graphic novel from his school library in Millard, Nebraska, his mother found it to be age-inappropriate and requested that it be removed from the library. The offending comic is from 2002 and was rated PG, Ages 12+, and features Mary Jane (above) in a bikini and short skirt. Woah now! It's not like you can see that anywhere you turn like on TV, the Internet, movies, or real life. Read More... Posted Mar 31 2009, 12:51 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: censorship, comic books, spider man, libraries, censored, school children, graphic novels, school library

• Keith Richards Shows Us His Other Appendage... No, Not the Guitar, Silly...

  Last night, we attended the opening reception of the Not Fade Away Gallery in New York City, which is first hosting a treasure trove of unreleased photos of the Stones and Beatles in their early days. Uncensored behind-the-scenes photos of Ringo acting the fool, Brian Jones getting wasted on margaritas, and other general merriment dotted the gallery. We spent a good hour there just waiting for promised special guest Keith Richards to arrive, but eventually gave up. Before we took off, we loaded up on Blue Point beer and snuck several unauthorized photos of the photos, including this one of Keith Richards peeing in what appears to be an outdoor sink... Read More... Posted Mar 05 2009, 05:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: rock and roll, music, penis, photographs, albums, songs, penises, keith richards, rolling stones, mick jagger, photography, phallic, rock star, photographers, sfw, beatles, censored

• Warner Bros. Took Away Kevin Smith's Dicks

  We would be more outraged about this news of a Kevin Smith film being censored if our initial reaction to this news wasn't "Kevin Smith is making another movie?" What juvenalia has he left unplumbed? Is there still more minutia of Star Wars yet to be discussed on the big screen?  This latest venture with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan was supposed to be titled A Couple of Dicks. And it's about detectives! But then Warner Bros. found that just too risque and so the name has been changed to...wait for it... Read More... Posted Mar 04 2009, 01:15 PM by Colleen Kane with | with no comments Filed under: star wars, censorship, new jersey, dicks, bruce willis, Tracy Morgan, kevin smith, censored, a couple of cops, warner bros., red bank, a couple of dicks

• Brazilian Carnival Outdoing Itself Almost Daily With Risque Nudity

  Dani Sperle. Remember the name of that nude Brazilian carnival superstar-- yesterday, we asked you to memorize the words Viviane Castro, but we're unceremoniously brushing her aside-- for Dani just took South America by storm or, rather, by boob... Read More... Posted Feb 24 2009, 09:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: costume, nudity, nsfw, florida, brazil, topless photos, naked women, brazilian, naked woman, tampa florida, tampa fl, censored, nude photography, carnival, uncensored photos, records

• Naked Man Takes Over the Tate

  Have you ever noticed that museums host an assortment of paintings and photos of nude women, but hardly any of men? These noble internet troublemakers noticed... Read More... Posted Feb 04 2009, 09:47 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: art, nudity, nsfw, england, britain, united kingdom, sexism, asses, nude photos, art porn, nudie pics, parliament, naked man, censored, videoo

• Butt is it Art?

  Vice magazine's website spotlights sculptor Randy Polumbo, who created this giant flower Buttercup out of dildos, with an enormous butt plug in the center. It makes an enchanting luminescent view at night with the help of solar power.  Surprisingly, some religious people have gotten upset at the sight. Read More... Posted Feb 02 2009, 02:32 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Vice Magazine, california, censored, fundamentalists, randy polumbo, art queen

• While You Were Sleeping: Weekend Weddings

  Someone has been posing as a thirteen-year-old Australian girl on the internet and posting nude photos, license plates, and phone numbers online predators. Unsurprisingly, the cops want to do the job themselves. Censorship reigns supreme in America, even in art galleries. What's worse than getting married at a Waffle House? Read More... Posted Jan 12 2009, 10:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, taco bell, babies, weddings, art, senate, Fergie, Royal Family, censorship, australia, pakistani, racism, Prince Harry, growing up, pranks, Elvis Costello, kevin costner, predators, waffle house, royalty, indian, censored, roland burris, vigilante justice, topless men, charlotte church, rubik's cube, 'til death

• If You're Going to Give A BJ In Public...

  ...you might not want to do it front of cameras and startled onlookers... Read More... Posted Jan 09 2009, 05:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, scary, public sex, oral sex, funny, england, people, great britain, arrested, weird, sexism, sfw, blow job, censored, sexist

• Tampon Ad Is Australia's Most-Complained About of 2008

  Idiots everywhere raved about it: "I think the beaver ad is fantastic! i couldn't stop laughing when i saw the ad -good on you guys!!!!!" "This was cheeky and effective. Well done!" "Congratulations! What a fantastic advertising campaign!" Uh, yeah... because people write to companies they hardly know and applaud their advertising department, suuure. So, it should come as no surprise that Kimberly-Clark testimonials on behalf of their "Beaver" ad campaign are obvious fakes... and certainly not after you see the ad, rated as the year's #1 Most Complained About Commercial. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 10:51 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: advertisements, 2008, youtube, commercials, censorship, australia, vagina, stupid, tampons, tampon commercial, tampon ad, campaign, censored, year in review, tampon

• Australians Fight Back Against Potential Topless Sunbathing Ban

  It seems that for their next act of mass censorship, the conservative movement plans to rally around is a ban on topless sunbathing. (Of course, they're only banning women from tanning without tops.) In New Zealand, young boys protest the "sick" naked breasts they've seen on beaches. In Australia, a battle has raged for days about one Christian conservative's proposal to ban women from baring their boobs at the beach... Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 05:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, censorship, nsfw, australia, naked people, Christian, beach shots, topless photos, government, naked women, conservative, sex on the beach, naked woman, naked women in photos, censored

• This Blog Has Been Rated NC-17

  See why after the jump. Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 10:14 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: porn, sex, scanner emily, penis, censorship, sexy, breasts, united kingdom, porno, religious wackos, ratings, sfw, nc-17, orgams, xxx, censored, sloppy second, abortionon

• Best Naked Music Video of the Year

  This is one of our favorite music videos of 2008. David Byrne never ceases to amaze us. If it wasn't for MTV, the world could have been so much cooler. It's your fault too. Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 10:48 AM by Scanner Matt with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: sex party, david byrne, beyonce, talking heads, the bpa, dizzee rascal, top videos 2008, 70s naked party, hot girls xxx, orgey, girls sleepover, keith schofield, sexy guys, toe jam, naked party, sexy girls underwear, hot guys, beyonce put a ring on it, censored, 40 videos, porn party