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• The Future of Dating

  Yesterday we asked if dating was dead. It's not, said the majority of Scanner commenters. It's alive, and according to this Abstruse Goose cartoon, it has an even higher-tech future than current dating. Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 05:09 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: comics, dating, technology, lol cats, cartoons, online dating, the future, future of dating, abstruse goose

• PG Porn Wishes You A Bloody Christmas

  James Gunn is back with another "love it or want to have its creator whacked" episode of PG Porn, last fall's hottest viral video. As before, there's no graphic sex, but that doesn't mean it isn't titillating... Read More... Posted Dec 23 2008, 01:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, porn, horror movies, peanuts, violence, sex scenes, nsfw, cartoons, viral video, pg porn, james gunn

• The Top 10 Yahoo Searches of 2008

  We never understand why year-end best of polls come out before the year is over (meaning: we understood that the media tries to capitalize on the year before everyone stops carrying, but not why anyone accepts them as fact.) Top 10 movies, as polled by the critics who have seen all the year's releases already, but what if there's a major prostitution scandal and everyone starts looking up someone named Joanna Esmerelda Dupois in absurd numbers? Yahoo isn't worried about our pesky little inquiries. It has already released their top 10 list for 2008 and although we've already revealed their #1 choice, once we caught wind of the runner-ups, we felt an overwhelming urge to burden you with this information... Read More... Posted Dec 03 2008, 04:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: google, britney spears, lists, internet, Barack Obama, yahoo, top 10 lists, miley cyrus, american idol, celebrities, cartoons, comic books, Wrestling, top 10, lindsay lohan, britney spears' 27th birthday

• Sloppy Seconds: Courtney Love's Bizarre Death Rant

  After male superhero movie after male superhero movie after male superhero movie, Wonder Woman is finally going to the big screen—except not. It's going straight to DVD. And it's animated. [Jezebel] Britney Spears equates her life to a jail sentence. [People] Read More... Posted Nov 18 2008, 05:19 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wonder woman, crazytown, britney spears, kurt cobain, courtney love, sloppy seconds, jail, death, MTV, penis, keri russell, nicole kidman, vagina, hollywood, beyonce, pete wentz, cartoons, suicide, ashlee simpson, animation, superheroes, ashlee simpson wentz, acting, keith urban, pete wentz's penis, super heroes, superhero movies, pete wentz penis, jobs in acting, beautiful girls make me suicidal, acting jobs in nashville, quitting the biz, suicidal, quitting acting

• Get Your Muslim On

  The new animated version of David Rees' genius cartoon Get Your War On has had us cracking up since its premiere in late July. Now comes its finest moment so far: Accounts Payable's reaction to the election of Barack Hussein Obama as President of the United States... Read More... Posted Nov 07 2008, 01:13 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Barack Obama, guns, funny, racism, Muslim, cartoons, comic books, huffington post, austria, conservative, queer, 23/6, david rees, get your war on

• Most Likely, We'll Sleep With You if You Grow a Giant Beard

  As anyone who reads this blog knows, Scanner Emily is in love with the beard. There's just something about it. Well, there are many things about it, as the people who put together this little cartoon know. The truest of the true reasons to grow a beard, after the jump. Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 11:22 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: cartoons, 10, beards, bearded men, top ten lists, top 10, facial hair

• Photoshop Me One More Time

  Which pop star has yet again been digitized to look like a totally "hot" version of herself for her new album?  You might have a hard time figuring it out even after you see the whole thing, but give it a try... Read More... Posted Sep 23 2008, 01:31 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: photoshop, cartoons, photoshopping, false advertising, pop stars, bad photoshopping

• Good Thing There is Absolutely Nothing Stupid About Unicorns

  Yes But No But Yes rounds up the Top 10 Most Stupid Tattoos, and while we tend to disagree with the blogger's general attitude toward tattoos, we must agree with the number nine Most Stupid Tattoo, which we really think should be number one. Read More... Posted May 28 2008, 09:12 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, stupidity, top 10 lists, cartoons, stupid tattoos, unicorns

• Former Porn Screengrabs Find Second Life As Adorable Cartoon Fun!

  We always knew this was how the West was won! Click through for a couple more of our favorites from the Ex-Porn collection, which seems likely to make us forget all about LOLCats in, like, five seconds. Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 12:19 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: comics, porn, screengrabs, cartoons

• While You Were Sleeping: We Were Reminded What Ashlee Simpson is Supposed to Be Famous For (And It's Not Being Knocked-Up)

  Lindsay Lohan pretty much told Daddy Lohan to shut the fuck up. [Molly Good]  If Scientology manages to cancel your YouTube account, you just create a new one. Duh. [Jossip]  We were kind-of "enh" when Madonna kissed Britney Spears on stage. Now we're throwing up in our mouths a little at the idea that she posted a video response to Miley Cyrus' YouTube channel. [MTV] Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 09:32 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, bloggers, miley cyrus, pregnancy, scientology, spelling, madonna, coffee, cartoons, ashlee simpson, while you were sleeping, jessica rabbit, grammar

• 80s Cartoon Moments That Made You Pee Your Ninja Turtle Footie Pajamas

  Here is a list of the most disturbing and tramatizing cartoon moments of the 80s. And yes, Seaspray from Transformers falling in love with a mermaid is there right alongside the naked Thundercats. But the thing that terrified us beyond belief as children is missing from this list. We have diligently tracked down this thing that kept us awake and shaking at night and embeded after the jump...for the sake of the children, of course.   Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 01:28 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: scary shit, cartoons, the 80s, rainbow brite

• That New Britney Spears Cartoon Video We've All Been Waiting For (Or Not)

  Here it is, folks. Break the Ice [Previously: We Haven't Seen Britney Spears This Animated in Years (Har, Har)]   Posted Mar 13 2008, 03:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, music videos, cartoons, break the ice

• We Haven't Seen Britney Spears This Animated in Years (Har, Har)

  Save her debut "Hit Me Baby One More Time," what we call Britney Spears' musical carrer has been built on reactionary videos like "Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," "Not That Innocent," "Toxic," and "Pieces of Me." In the video for her latest single, "Break the Ice," we'll see a cartoon Britney. A genius response to the character the media has made her out to be? Or is she just too glassy eyed to appear on screen? We have to admit, cartoon Britney is way hotter that real Britney right now. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2008, 09:13 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, music, videos, cartoons

• Garfield Minus Garfield = Zen

  There's something very zen and meaningful about Garfield Minus Garfield. But what about giving other comics the same treatment? Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 09:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: comics, parodies, families, comic strips, family cirucs, cathy, cartoons, garfield