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• While You Were Sleeping: Paul Newman’s Gay Affair

  Free mp3’s from the likes of She & Him, Robyn Hitchcock, and Shawn Mullins can be yours if you donate so much as one dollar to save Paste Magazine. We really feel bad for this woman who cried in her mugshot photo, even though she put up an ad on an elevator wall offering sex for money and gave out her real phone number. Tom Hanks is upset his Angels and Demons sex scene was cut for the PG-13 rating. Read More... Posted May 15 2009, 10:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, john mayer, sex scenes, Liars, assault, paparazzi, breasts, gay sex, paul newman, tom hanks, while you were sleeping, british, booty calls, prostitute, james dean, pg-13, sexting, sex scene, gerard butler, mp3, shanna moakler, carrie prejean, mugshot, angels and demons

• Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean: A Beauty Pageant Publicity Stunt Made in Hell

  Remember that mockumentary Drop Dead Gorgeous with Kirstie Allie and Kirsten Dunst, directed by Michael Patrick Jann (who was that one weird-looking member of The State who never had any lines?). That movie was basically a real-life doc on this story about Sarah Palin and Miss "I Hate Homos, but I love Stripping for Cash" California, Carrie Prejean: Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 12:37 PM by Drew Grant with | with no comments Filed under: sarah palin, miss alaksa 1984, beauty pageant queens, carrie prejean, Miss California Verdict

• Sloppy Seconds: Wanda Sykes Has Twins

  Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden are having a boy. [FadedYouth] For the third time in a row a woman is The Biggest Loser. [People] Read More... Posted May 13 2009, 06:22 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, sloppy seconds, babies, oral sex, lesbians, twins, porn stars, the office, beauty pageants, pageants, ricky gervais, wanda sykes, funny videos, wednesday, shanna moakler, carrie prejean, miss california, opposite marriage, may 13, puma swede, licenses, bambi, helicopter, head, same-sex marriages

• In Light of Recent Boob Photos, Trump Lets Prejean... Stay?

  That's funny, we always thought of Trump as more of a leg man, but in light of those semi-scandalous TMZ pics, the Celebrity Apprentice host has given miss California back her crown, on the condition that she keeps hating on Perez Hilton's lifestyle and only lets her B-cup chicklets out while having the demons exercised during Sunday mass.   Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 02:02 PM by Drew Grant with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Donald Trump, carrie prejean, miss california, miss rhode island, Miss California Verdict

• Oh, So They Really Weren't Kidding About Carrie Prejean Being Topless

  At last... we have Carrie Prejean boob photos. There are far more than the originally-promised ten, these are definitely pre-implants, and they are all professional shots of Carrie Prejean topless-- all of which disputes her initial assertion that there was only one photo, they were when she was 17 (you can tell by her face that she's old enough), and these weren't some casual bathroom pics given to a friend's talent scout or whatever. Unfortunately, some moron released them to TMZ instead of us (or at least The Dirty), so they are all censored like the one above. Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 11:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Donald Trump, boobies, topless photos, hypocrites, pageants, sfw, beauty pageant, miss universe, nude woman, side boob, miss america, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, the dirty, miss california

• Miss Rhode Island Jumps Into Nude Photo Scandal, As Third Prejean Pic Surfaces

  Right-wingers have been crying foul on this Carrie Prejean hate-wave happening all across the 'net. They say, "It's unfair to attack Carrie just because she disagrees with you." Who's attacking her? These were photos she shot for her modeling career and so should have no problem with their being leaked. And if she didn't lie to the pageant people, she shouldn't have to worry about losing her crown over them, right? Now, they're trying a different tactic: "Wait a minute-- there's a double standard here. Miss Rhode Island has also posed partially-nude-- why don't liberals care about them?" As always with this ridiculous scandal, Miss Rhode Island's photos are only mildly NSFW... Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 10:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: maxim, nsfw, sfw, cheerleader, swimsuit, swimsuit competition, miss universe, miss usa, right wing, liberal, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, miss california, Carrie Prejean porn, miss rhode island, carrie prejean topless photos, alysha castonguay

• Christian Gay Porn Star Going to Hell, But First Will Be Really Really Internet-Famous

  So remind me how this works: 22-year old John Gechter a.k.a. porn industry bottom Vincent Desalvo  was caught fooling with the wrong gender in a number of films in order to pay his college tuition fee to the Christian Grove City College, and now the college is suspending him out for he "exhibited behavior contrary to the values" of the college. Ironically, he was recognized in his films by another male student, who for some reason isn't getting kicked of school. Meaning that watching gay porn is totally in the spirit of this Bible boot camp, but being caught taking dick instead of communion is not. But wait, there's more!   Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 12:30 PM by Drew Grant with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: beauty queens, naked pictures, beauty pageants, nude pictures, miss usa, carrie prejean, national organization for marriage, nom, free boobs, miss california, opposite marriage, nekkid pictures, John Gechter, Vincent Desalvo

• Miss California Offered $1 Million for Porn Film

  Ever since those nude pics of Miss Homophobic USA Carrie Prejean surfaced, the schadenfreude hard-ons have been inevitable. Yeah, she's gotten what she deserves, right? Except that naked pictures of beauty contestants can be worth good $$$, especially if the women in question (see: Vanessa Williams) turn out legitimate careers. Doubtful though, that Prejean will see much work coming her way after these XXX pics and her reputation as a fag-basher. So we think the offer that Vivid Entertainment has made for Prejean -$1 million for a starring role in one of their titles- is the best gig she's going to get. Excluding of course, those NOM anti-marriage ads.   Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 06:08 PM by Drew Grant with | with no comments Filed under: porn, anti-gay, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, nom, miss california, Carrie Prejean porn

• Second Carrie Prejean Topless Photo Released... Will This Nightmare Ever End?

  After days of torture, America's nightmare drought of covered-up topless photos of hypocrtic beauty pageant losers/winners is finally over: TheDirty put up a photo of Carrie Prejean, which we have here (you're going to be disappointed, we guarantee it), which immediately resulted in ridiculous controversy... Read More... Posted May 08 2009, 10:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: boobies, topless photos, hypocrites, pageants, sfw, beauty pageant, miss universe, side boob, miss america, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, the dirty, miss california

• Miss California's Dad: "All Men With Moustaches Are Gay"

  We're posting about Crazy Opposite Marriage Lady as often as we did about Crazy Baby Lady in her heyday, but it's because her story keeps getting crazier. TMZ got ahold of Carrie Prejean's parents' 1988 divorce papers, which included gay allegations from both sides, and they provided some insight into her first impressions of the gays, and why she might hate on them today. Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 12:01 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, gay marriage, TMZ, homophobia, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, miss california, gay moustaches

• While You Were Sleeping: Nudist Hotel

  A new series on Hollywood film directors appears tonight and it looks pretty good, if you're into that sort of thing. Donald Trump says a decision on Miss California will come today-- as The Dirty prepares to followup with a second topless photo. The X-Men movies are being spun off into a new series of stories starring, ugh... Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 11:19 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: feminism, marriage, parties, Kiefer Sutherland, wedding, German, Donald Trump, ryan reynolds, feministing, germany, nudism, topless photos, las vegas, vegas, brooke shields, sfw, katy perry, slut, crime doesn't pay, nate silver, x-men, boxing, carrie prejean, miss california

• Carrie Prejean May Lose Her Crown, Keep Her Free Opposite Boobs

  Yesterday Miss California Carrie Prejean—otherwise known as Opposite Marriage Lady or Free Boob Lady—defended her position on the sanctity of "opposite marriage" in what we presume was a ghost-written statement. And now it looks like her ghost writer is going to have a lot more work coming his or her way if Prejean thinks she's going to get herself out of this one. As we mentioned more than once, Miss Prejean allegedly saw fit to pose for a few alleged nekkid pictures that surfaced on the Interwebs yesterday. But beauty queens having a few nude pictures in their portfolios is old news (hey, hey, hey, Vanessa Williams!) and while they could cost Prejean her crown—you know, if the allegations prove to be true—what the directors of Miss California USA are really upset about is the fact that she's speaking out against gay marriage. Read More... Posted May 06 2009, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: beauty queens, naked pictures, beauty pageants, nude pictures, miss usa, carrie prejean, national organization for marriage, nom, free boobs, miss california, opposite marriage, nekkid pictures

• Crazy "Opposite Marriage" Lady Strikes Back

  Sooo, turns out Carrie Prejean was none too pleased about those leaked photos of her that we, and many others around the Internet, mentioned this morning.  It just goes to show, according to her, that sites who ran this story are intolerant haters using intimidation tactics to silence her opinion. Her statement follows after the jump. Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 04:10 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: nude photos, sarah palin, scandal, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, national organization for marriage, nom, miss california, opposite marriage

• Miss California Carrie Prejean Nude Pics?

  Carrie Prejean, aka Miss California whose implants were paid for by the pageant, aka the Miss USA runner-up who is only in favor of "opposite marriage" and is now a spokesperson for "morality" via National Organization of Marriage (NOM), may be labeled with another few nicknames in the coming days.  According to omg!, six photos of Carrie topless have come to light and could sabatoge her burgeoning career as the pretty face of Christianity.  So far, the lone leaked photo is pretty tame, although we doubt NOM would think so... Read More... Posted May 05 2009, 10:47 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: gay marriage, nude photos, scandal, wrong side of history, carrie prejean

• Miss California Carrie Prejean Appears In New Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Well, she's certainly not backing down, is she? The commercial is from some group called the National Organization For Marriage and features Miss California's now-famous "no offense" response to Perez Hilton's question. Yesterday the Miss USA runner-up joined NOM to launch the "no offense" ad. This after New Hampshire passed a bill Wednesday to become the fifth state to legalize same-sex marriages. Ms. Prejean, you're only 21 years old and the world is already passing you by... Read more... Posted May 01 2009, 05:36 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay marriage, advertisements, television, commercials, blogs, the remote island, homosexual, homophobic, anti-gay, nerve blogs, blog feeds, carrie prejean, ad

• Sloppy Seconds: Free Boobs!

  Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has a penchant for pretty women (what politician doesn't?). And it's a source of "suffering" for his wife, Veronica Lario, she wrote in an open letter. [Yahoo!] Simon Cowell joked that he's "secretly in love" with fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul. And we wouldn't be all that surprised if he jerked off to the "Cold Hearted Snake" video back in the day... or if he still does. [Us] After her double mastectomy, breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate says she still feels sexy, especially because her boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble loves her "from head to toe." [People] Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 07:36 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills, sloppy seconds, masturbation, relationships, reality tv, videos, pictures, health, simon cowell, paula abdul, breasts, roommates, mexico, breast implants, jerking off, husbands and wives, homophobia, fake boobs, beauty pageants, politicians, gossip girl, Silvio Berlusconi, california, pageants, breast cancer, viruses, ed westwick, christina applegate, homophobic, cold hearted snake, fake breasts, married... with children, pretty women, bromance, open letters, wednesday, chace crawford, carrie prejean, cohabitation, the swine flu, mastectomy, breast cancer survivor, martyn lenoble, free fake boobs, double mastectomy, cancer survivor, free boobs, dutch, swine flu, april 29, veronica lario, head to toe

• How To Piss Off Perez Hilton

  Last night Carrie Prejean, Miss California, did not win Miss USA 2009. She did, however, manage to piss off Perez Hilton and your friendly neighborhood Scanners. So, what exactly did she do? Well, besides being a close-minded idiot, she also speaks in nonsensical sentences. Full video and transcription after the jump. Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 04:20 PM by Ina Maier with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: perez hilton, miss usa 2009, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, perez hilton gay marriage