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• Calendar... Teachers?

  Mr. Kile, a teacher a Cocoa Beach High, is quickly becoming better known to his students as Mr. August. You see, Patrick Kile is responsible for a calender featuring scantily-clad teachers. Now, before you get your panties in an uproar over all this teacher sex, you should know that it's all for a very good reason. And no it's not to get Mr. Kile, or Coach Mortar, also known as Mr. June, laid—at least not by students. Read More... Posted Apr 27 2009, 06:19 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: calendars, teacher sex, american cancer society, 2009, today in teacher sex, teacher calendar, patrick kile, topless teachers, cocoa beach, april

• Super-Exclusive Nude Calendar Makes Us Want to Go to Africa For Some Reason

  These pictures have floated past us on the internet on at least a dozen different occasions, from one mysterious origin or another. At one time, Kate Moss was rumored to have participated in the 2009 Pirelli calendar, an arty nude photography review limited to 30,000 copies, but we haven't been able to find any photos from this year. The rest, however, which involve naked models mounting elephants and their, um, rigid tusks, should suffice. Read More... Posted Jan 30 2009, 03:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: calendar, nsfw, kate moss, naked people, calendars, elephant, nude photos, calendar girls, topless photos, topless model, naked women, africa, nude woman

• Git Yer New York Sex Blogger Calendar Here!

  Didn't get your 2009 New York Sex Blogger calendar yet? You can still get it online and all twenty of your dollars will go to Sex Work Awareness. See who made the cut (our IBFF—Internet Best Friend Forever—Rachel Kramer Bussel and former Nerve Blog-a-Logger FunkyBrownChick) and who didn't (us, but everybody knows we're more pop-culture bloggers, than sex bloggers, right? That's why we're not in the calendar... right? Right?). Read More... Posted Jan 26 2009, 03:59 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: calendar, calendars, sex bloggers, 2009, rachel kramer bussel, sex worker awareness, 2009 new york sex blogger calendar, new york city sex bloggers, p pop culture bloggers, 2009 calendars, funkybrownchick, new york sex bloggers

• Spanish "Calendar Girls" Losing Their Shirts

  We know what you're thinking: Is there anything that you, the Scanner Army, can do to help the women and mothers of the Spanish hamlet of Serradilla del Arroyo, who attempted to recreate the success of England's Calendar Girls with their own good-natured softcore charity calendars -- but have instead wound up thousands of dollars in debt? Maybe. How do you say "Get a website, ladies!" in Spanish? Posted Apr 18 2008, 10:01 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Spain, calendars, nudie pics, calendar girls, milfs

• Did Anyone Else Get an A*shole With Their Most Recent American Apparel Purchase?

  We could do an entire series of "I Hate Myself for Loving You: American Apparel Clothes," but we won't. We'll just cop to shopping there. However, we had to stop and consider why after a recent t-shirt purchase. When we got home, we noticed that the not-so-friendly American Apparel employes had stuffed a complimentary AA 2008 calendar in our bag—which wouldn't have been so bad had June 19 not featured an asshole.  Read More... Posted Mar 04 2008, 03:42 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: 2008, american apparel, assholes, hasidic jews, calendars