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• Today in WTF: Mom Tries To Shame Her Daughter Into Getting Breast Implants

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: We've always had a semi-tortured relationship with MTV's True Life documentaries (who could forget the harrowing "I'm Addicted to Crystal Meth" episode of '02? Or the oddly chilling "I Self-Injure" episode of '07?), but it's been a while since we've been as all-out horrified by one as we were this weekend during "I Hate My Small Breasts" in which Nicole, mother to 18 year old Shacole, tries to shame her daughter into getting breast implants. Read more... Posted May 04 2009, 04:04 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: tv, MTV, shame, television, blogs, breast implants, the remote island, nerve blogs, blog feed, true life, mothers and daughters, television blogs

• Sloppy Seconds: Free Boobs!

  Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has a penchant for pretty women (what politician doesn't?). And it's a source of "suffering" for his wife, Veronica Lario, she wrote in an open letter. [Yahoo!] Simon Cowell joked that he's "secretly in love" with fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul. And we wouldn't be all that surprised if he jerked off to the "Cold Hearted Snake" video back in the day... or if he still does. [Us] After her double mastectomy, breast cancer survivor Christina Applegate says she still feels sexy, especially because her boyfriend, Dutch bass player Martyn Lenoble loves her "from head to toe." [People] Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 07:36 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills, sloppy seconds, masturbation, relationships, reality tv, videos, pictures, health, simon cowell, paula abdul, breasts, roommates, mexico, breast implants, jerking off, husbands and wives, homophobia, fake boobs, beauty pageants, politicians, gossip girl, Silvio Berlusconi, california, pageants, breast cancer, viruses, ed westwick, christina applegate, homophobic, cold hearted snake, fake breasts, married... with children, pretty women, bromance, open letters, wednesday, chace crawford, carrie prejean, cohabitation, the swine flu, mastectomy, breast cancer survivor, martyn lenoble, free fake boobs, double mastectomy, cancer survivor, free boobs, dutch, swine flu, april 29, veronica lario, head to toe

• While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson's Mistresses

  The stupidest quote of the year is officially Hulk Hogan saying he "totally understands OJ." Child labor is real and undeniably so after these photographs. A woman turned the tables on a man who tried to rob her: she made him her sex slave. Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 09:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: will ferrell, OJ Simpson, hulk hogan, stupid, rush limbaugh, sex slaves, breast implants, mistress, mel gibson, snakes on a plane, while you were sleeping, photographers, robber, sex offender, child labor

• B-List British Celebrities Finally Realizing Fake Boobs Won't Help Anything

  The Sun and The Daily Mail are competing today, as always, over who has the better stor(ies) about Grade-Z reality show stars with breast implants.  One thing everyone seems to agree on is that the tide has turned against gigantic boobs on the isle across the pond... Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 12:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: model, celebrities, britain, breast implants, big brother, boobies, fake boobs, sfw, cindy crawford, big breasts, implants, kerry katona

• Seattle About To Enjoy Wave of Segway Strippers

  A blog covering the town of Burien, Washington, which is near Seattle and has a mere 31,000 residents, announced yesterday that a strip club is moving into a space that once housed an Office Depot. Normally, we could care less about this development, except our eyes fell straight to the words "strippers on Segways..." Read More... Posted Apr 02 2009, 01:13 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: wtf, funny, strippers, plastic surgery, seattle, breast implants, washington, fake boobs, today in wtf, oregon, small towns, portland, nude revue, segway

• Audrina Partridge Already Reduced to Nude Advertisements

  Audrina Partridge is gearing up to star in a (hilariously awful!) spinoff of (the hilariously awful!) MTV fiction show The Hills. Partridge and her ridiculous breast implants are apparently worthy of their own sitcom, since Partridge was such an exciting addition to The Hills that the 30-program could hardly cram in all her personal and professional trials and tribulations. Those mainly consisted of sitting around a pool, talking in an annoying voice, and not pretending to get married in Mexico. So, MTV decided it can't have Partridge promote her upcoming series by going on "talk" shows, because it doesn't want to scare off its last two potential viewers. Instead, Partridge landed a deal with Divine Rights of Denim jeans, which continues the trend of having celebrity spokespeople pose nude to advertise their lame products... Read More... Posted Mar 26 2009, 12:10 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: the hills, advertisements, television, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, nsfw, naked people, breast implants, jeans, boobies, fake boobs, topless photos, topless model, audrina partridge, television shows, nude woman, reality show, reality series, audrina partridge nude

• PapSmeared: CoCo, Another Year Older and Another Year ______

  [Image] Posted Mar 23 2009, 12:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: new york, boobs, birthday, pictures, breast implants, papsmeared, ice-t, ice t, coco, peroxide, boob jobs

• eBay Removes Kerry Katona's Breast Implant

  Kerry Katona did two things right: one, she went on MTV in the UK and had her 34-double-G's removed. Those fake boobs were ridiculous and very unattractive (to our minds.) The second thing she did was even more inspired-- she autographed one of those implants and put it on eBay for The Breast Cancer Campaign... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 01:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: charity, MTV, england, britain, ebay, breast implants, united kingdom, governor, boobies, Europe, california, breast cancer, sfw, meg whitman, kerry katona

• The Rise and Fall of Lindsay Lohan

  We try not to dwell on the weight fluctuations of celebrities, since our greatest collective fear on this blog is-- shot in the dark-- that someone will point out our own problems with bacon cheeseburgers and failed diet plans. But when the entire internet is worried that Lindsay Lohan is starving herself to death, we really have no choice but to investigate. Thankfully, we didn't have to spend all our waking hours on this or stare too hard at the evidence... it's pretty clear from this topless shoot Lohan did recently for Hedi Slimane that there's at least one thing wrong with her... Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, lindsay lohan, celebrities, breast implants, weight loss, boobies, mean girls, topless photos, anorexia, bulimia, topless model, photographers, sfw, real or fake, eating disorder, cheeseburgers, implants

• PapSmeared: Brooke Hogan Spends Daddy's Money on More Stuff She Doesn't Need

  [Image] Posted Jan 14 2009, 11:21 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, reality shows, hulk hogan, reality tv, breasts, reality television, breast implants, Wrestling, fake boobs, brooke hogan, linda hogan, reality stars, fake breasts, papsmear, papsmeared, the hogan family, fake wrestling, the hogans

• Skull Spikes, Arm Ears and 5 Other Things We'll Never Do To Our Bodies

  Let's get one thing out of the way: we have nothing against tattoos, piercings, or whatever weird shit you want to do to your body on your own time. Some of us even have tattoos, piercings, and weird shit that we did to our body on our own time. However, that isn't to say that sometimes, some things just really cross the line. Welcome to Cracked's list of the 8 Most Horrifying Body Modifications. Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 04:30 PM by Ina Maier with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: breast implants, corset piercings, lizard man, body modification, Skull implants, skull spikes, body piercings, extraocular implants, arm ears, implants

• Caption This: Sometimes You Feel Like a Boob, Sometimes You Don't

  [Image] Posted Dec 02 2008, 03:14 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, paris hilton, pictures, caption this, breast implants, boob job, paris hilton's breasts, did paris hilton get breast implants, big fake breasts, almond joy's got nuts mounds don't, big beautiful breasts, paris hilton's boob job, pictures of breast implants, sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't, big breasts, paris hilton's breast implants, paris hilton's boobs

• Hot or Not: Jodie Marsh's Boobs?

  Lest we forget that Britain has its own terrible reality show (stars) that never cross the Atlantic, this is Jodie Marsh of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother. (We'll trade anyone on America's Next Top Model for any of yours, guys, at least so we can have a change of pace.) She is the subject of much debate, mainly because she presents the usual annoying paradox in the sense that, much like the boy whose father is killed in a car crash but can't be operated on because the surgeon is his mother, Jodie Marsh is a person with gigantic bosoms who we'd normally enjoy having sex with except she is totally repulsive... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 01:07 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, reality show stars we'd like to fuck, britain, breast implants, big brother, united kingdom, fake boobs, annoying, jodie marsh

• Maxi Mounds And Her Boobs Break Guinness Record...

  ...but when you learn which record it is, you may become grossed out to the max. Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 12:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, playboy, nsfw, florida, porn stars, augmentation, breast implants, fake boobs, gross stuff, long island

• Fake or Not? Two Breasts, One Correct Answer

  We snatched this pic from the website Fake or Not which thrives on the very simple idea that some breasts are fake, some are not and you can't necessarily tell the difference. We played their sick, twisted game and got 152 points. That is not a very good score for people who pride themselves on being good judges of the breastage.  So, what do you think? Silicone or homegrown? Answer (and a closer look) below. Read More... Posted Jul 10 2008, 12:48 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: breast implants, fake boobs, fake or not

• George Clooney's Ex Posing Nude For Playboy?

  Sarah Larson, the Vegas cocktail waitress recently ditched by George Clooney, allegedly after getting breast implants, is now up for the cover of Playboy... Read More... Posted Jun 13 2008, 11:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: george clooney, playboy, breakups, breast implants, Breakup of the Week, fake boobs, dumped, sarah larson

• Sheyla Hershey and Her 34FFF Boobs May Be in for a World of Hurt

  This is Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey. She has really big boobs. But she wants REALLY big boobs. Like the biggest in the world. Right now Hershey holds the world's record for the biggest breast implants, but she's traveled to Texas in order to have more implants and bust (sorry!) the world record for the world's largest breasts. Of course, life is not always so simple. Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 04:45 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, breast implants, sheyla hershey, huge breasts, giant boobs, breast reductions

• Miss Bimbo Is Missunderstood (By Feminazis)

  Scanner Brian already broke the story about the "Miss Bimbo" video game,  which describes itself as a “virtual fashion game for girls.” But I wanted to take a moment to defend the game from the Feminazis who are attacking it. First of all, a little about the game. When the game encourages its players to "stop at nothing" to win, what exactly does that mean?  Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 09:10 AM by Katie Halper with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: plastic surgery, breasts, breast implants, sugar daddy, virtual fashion game for girls, video game, diet pills, waif thin, feminazis, miss bimbo

• Women Pays For Implants Entirely With Online Donations

  Why a woman in a with a "supportive" and understanding boyfriend, not to mention a child, needs breast implants to feel better about herself, and why her man isn't alarmed, is beyond us. Then again, we (Scanner Bryan not included) have never been breast men. We have to admit to scratching our collective heads over the recent news stories about the first Canadian woman to raise her boob funds entirely through anonymous online donations. Read More... Posted Feb 25 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, tits and ass, boob envy, breasts, doctors, girls, surgery, chicks, augmentation, anonymous, online donation, breast implants, naked