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• Right-Wing Nutjob Kevin James Proves Right-Wingers Are Nutjobs

  When we've toured the country for political candidates, we've noticed that although there are civil conversations to be had with some people, most right-wingers are utterly clueless on the issues (this actually has been statistically proven-- look it up if you don't believe it) and tend to subscribe to the Bill O'Reilly school of Thunder Makes Right. Kevin James, the radio show host and thankfully not the ridiculous actor, embarrassed himself and the Republican Party last night on, of all places, Hardball, where he was shown up by, of all people, Chris Fucking Matthews. Read More... Posted May 16 2008, 09:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: msnbc, republicans, Barack Obama, chris matthews, bill o'reilly, democratic primary, right-wing, kevin james, liberals

• Videos of the Day: Because You Can't Have Just One Bill O'Reilly Freak Out Video

  The remix, after the jump. Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 04:59 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, vod, bill o'reilly, Steven Colbert, remixes

• Bill O'Reilly Erotica For Old Times' Sake

  Bill O'Reilly's recently released outburst has inspired us to republish some of his sexiest literary outbursts. So we present part one of our two-part series on Bill O'reillyrotica. This gem comes from Bill's titillating novel, Those who Trespass (ISBN 0-7679-1381-7). Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 04:15 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: bill o'reilly, mel gibson, inside edition, mel gibson those who trespass, Those who Trespass, Those who Trespass: A Novel of Murder and Television, Tommy O'Malley

• Vintage Clips: Bill O'Reilly Flips the F*ck Out

  New York Anchorwoman Sue Simmons has nothing on Bill O'Reilly. But we already knew that, didn't we? [via The Amber Show]  Posted May 14 2008, 09:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: fuck, you tube, bill o'reilly, flipping out

• God, Er, Bill O'Reilly Calls for Conference to Discuss Dirty Miley Cyrus Pictures

  Mankind's moral authority, Bill O'Reilly, has called a conference to discuss the state of the world now that Miley Cyrus has shown her green bra to the Interwebs. Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 04:58 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: video, fox news, pictures, miley cyrus, bill o'reilly, pedophiles

• Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Learning What "Goatse" Is Today

  So what do you think: an accidental reference to the legendarily grody internet meme or a wonderfully deviant little act of internal revolt on the part of someone in Fox News design department? Either way, we'd love to hear from whatever lowly research assistant it was that had to break the news to Bill-O this morning. "Yeah, um, well, last Friday, that graphic that we used with the thumbs, well, it sort of looks like... um..." No, seriously, to that guy or gal: falafel on us if you send us a mail from your fox.com account telling us all about it. Posted Apr 07 2008, 09:09 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bill o'reilly, FoxNews, Goatse, gross stuff, internet meme

• Obama's Anti-Racism Speech Inspires Comedians To Get All Racist

  Leave it to comedians Chris Rock, Pauly Shore, and Bill O'Reilly to get all racist about the Obama speech on racism. (Wait a minute... one of those guys isn't a comedian! And Bill O'Reilly isn't funny either.) Shore was videotaped whining that he's not successful because he's "not black," and "I need to be black, because if I was black, I'd be doing good..." Read More... Posted Mar 25 2008, 11:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: fox news, Barack Obama, chris rock, comedians, racism, comedy, speech, bill o'reilly, democratic primary

• Bill O'Reilly Defends His Own Racism

  Bill O'Reilly used the following phrase on his radio show the other night: "Now, I don't want to go on a lynching party against Michelle Obama." The rest of the sentence? "Unless there's evidence."  Posted Feb 22 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: fox news, Barack Obama, youtube, videos, racism, bill o'reilly, michelle obama, lynching