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• While You Were Sleeping: Another American Cheater Unveiled

  Bill Gates wants rich people to feel the pain, so he unleashed mosquitoes on them. Really. "The Impaler," a self-described "Vampyre" who ran for Governor of Minnesota in '06 as the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party (wha?) candidate, has been arrested for harassing his 16-year-old "vampyre hunter" ex-girlfriend. Female bloggers in Sweden are fending off a company that's trying to bribe them with "beauty treatments." Read More... Posted Feb 05 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: monopoly, new york magazine, kids, witch, drugs, microsoft, hookers, marijuana, sweden, plastic surgery, minnesota, vampires, suicide, bruce springsteen, bill gates, rich people, georgia, novels, michael phelps, purity, stephen king, suicidal, twilight, fiction, tickets, blogger, pagan, stephenie meyer

• Top 5 Pie in the Face Videos

  Pie: delicious or deadly? Pie might be a wonderful end to a meal, but a pie in the face is a grave indignity. It turns out that “pieing” (yes, it’s an actual term) has a long and storied history. It's also totally hilarious.  Now, we explore this history and hilarity with the five greatest pie in the face moments ever caught on tape. Read More... Posted Dec 19 2008, 01:45 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: ann coulter, bill gates, thomas friedman, the three stooges, pie in the face, pieing, anita bryant

• Sloppy Seconds: $1 Million for Your Meat

  Arnold Schwarzenegger: if I can't run for president, I'll just buy up land until the country is all mine! [Yahoo!] In other people who are taking over the world: Bill Gates wants to revamp the pharmaceutical industry. [Wired]  You can purchase Barack Obama's sloppy seconds (waffles) on eBay. Get 'em while they're hot! [Wonkette] Read More... Posted Apr 22 2008, 06:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, Barack Obama, PETA, arnold schwarzenegger, drunk driving, food, bill gates, big love, polygamy, pharmaceuticals, richie sambora, meat, ginnifer goodwin

• Sloppy Seconds: Who Tops GQ's List of Pussy-Whipped Husbands?

  Jessica Simpson was hospitalized last week to treat a minor kidney infection. Jess, how many times do we have to tell you you have to pee after sex? Children collecting seashells on a Scottish seashore discovered a severed head in a sealed sack. Say that five times fast. Since when is Elizabeth Banks a porn star? Read More... Posted Apr 01 2008, 04:37 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: Jessica Simpson, madonna, elizabeth banks, GQ, Guy Ritchie, eminem, pussy-whipped, bill gates