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• Sloppy Seconds: The Curious Case of 130,000 Missing Breasts

  Sometimes headlines really do just write themselves: "Indiantown man accused of assaulting girlfriend with hot sweet potato pie." [Sun Sentinel] Patrick Swayze says that contrary to news reports he's winning the fight against pancreatic cancer. To those who reported otherwise, we say nobody puts Patrick's pancreas in a corner! [Yahoo!] Happy Britney Spears Day! Not only is she the most Googled person for four years running, it's her 27th birthday. Looks like she made it... [MollyGood] Read More... Posted Dec 02 2008, 05:47 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video, britney spears, marriage, angelina jolie, sloppy seconds, dirty dancing, Barack Obama, violence, birthday, brad pitt, pictures, money, breasts, promotions, cancer, patrick swayze, gossip girl, tutorials, cum, ed westwick, domestic violence, engagement, guerilla marketing, bedsheets, pancreatic cancer, britney spears' birthday, superman a ho, assault with a pie, dallas airport, inflatable breasts, jessica szohr, pancreas, chuck and vanessa kissing, magazine, breasts lost at sea, sweet potato not pie, maddox jolie pitt, srsly?, assault with a hot sweet potato pie, what does superman a ho mean, 27th birthday, sweet potato pie, violence on super bowl sunday, violence on thanksgiving, ralph magazine, shiloh, supermans a ho, instructions, nobody puts baby in a corner, ralph, gossip girl talk, omg, lost at sea, supermanning that ho, how to superman a ho, soulja boy, britney spears' 27th birthday, barack obama still asking for money, barack obama scarf, donating money to barack obama, barack obama asking for money after the election, barack obama fleece scarf

• Happy Creepy Anniversary, TomKat

  Our parents' marriage, which was supposedly based on love and produced two (if we do say so ourselves) amazing children, may not have lasted more than a couple years, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's marriage is still going strong after two long, creepy years. Read More... Posted Nov 18 2008, 02:56 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, marriage, tomkat, tom cruise, katie holmes, scientology, anniversaries, gifts, bed sheets, bedsheets, tomcat, xenu, two year anniversary