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• 320 Bikini Girls Attempt To Break Pointless World Record

  320 women showed up on a single British beach in attempt to a break Guinness World Record for the Most Bikini-Clad Women Photographed At The Same Time (or something similar.) Although they failed in their attempt, they did do one thing right... Read More... Posted Jul 22 2008, 11:53 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, sexy, britain, old people, beach, bikini, world records

• Today in WTF: Roman Beachgoer Scandal

  On Saturday afternoon, two girls drowned in the sea off the southern coast of Italy, near Naples. The girls had been swimming with some friends after selling some trinkets and begging for change on the beach when violent waves overpowered them. Rescuers were able to save the friends but could not reach the 12 and 13-year-old cousins, Violetta and Cristina, in time. Their bodies lay covered in beach towels, awaiting the police and a set of coffins. And that's when things took a demented turn... Read More... Posted Jul 22 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: police, dead people, death, italy, water, Italian, beach

• Nine British Women In Beach Bust After Oral Sex Contest

  Nine British women, as well as twelve remorseless British and Greek men were busted on Laganas beach, just off the west coast of Greece yesterday. The women were participating in a blow job contest that was being filmed for internet broadcast. Check out what the two sexes were separately charged with... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: contests, porn, oral sex, blow jobs, britain, greece, beach, prostitute

• Sex on the Beach: In Dubai, That's 6 Years in Prison

  A British woman who got drunk, had sex (with a stranger? twice?) on a beach, and assaulted a police officer in Dubai is facing up to six years in prison. And her willing partner may face the same harsh, Midnight Express-esque realities himself... Read More... Posted Jul 09 2008, 12:43 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex, britain, indecency, Dubai, promiscuity, arrest, Middle east, beach, sex on the beach

• Looks Like Someone's Trying to Make Fire Island Homo No Mo'

  The car-free NYC vacation destination Fire Island may not be such a hot place for gay sex on the beach these days. FI Resident and former Gawker editor Choire Sicha reports that the National Parks Service, or some other branch of the Department of the Interior, has been cracking down on men who play hide the pepperoni   Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 02:24 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: beach, fire island, homo no mo, homo

• Beach Bob Fighting for His Right to Wear a Teeny, Tiny Swimsuit

  This is "Beach Bob" or Bob Hezzlewood as he's know to Lee County, Florida Police officers. Last month Bob was given a "trespass notice" and banned from the beach   Read More... Posted Jun 17 2008, 03:50 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: speedo, beach, beach bob

• Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

  Our old friend Ashley Alexandra Dupree was spotted on a New Jersey beach Sunday. And she has a new tattoo peeking out of her itty bitty bikini. Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 05:23 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, beach, bikini

• Video of the Day: Erotic Exercises

  This appears to be from some European Candid Camera-type show. It's ridiculous, but we've watched it about five times now just for the laugh track and music. Posted May 29 2008, 12:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, video, video of the day, exercise, bikinis, exercises, beach