

Now that I have been blogging on Nerve for 24 hours, Scanner Emily suggested I introduce myself.
I'm
Scanner Matt. I live in Brooklyn. I have a band (as is the prerequisite
for living in Brooklyn). I'm almost done with my first novel (not a
prerequisite for living in Brooklyn, but on the list of highly
suggested endeavors). And I love Michiko Kakutani.
(You can just skip to my Michiko Kakutani video after the jump now or if you like, read why it exists first.)
I
swear I'm not proclaiming my love for Ms. Kakutani, the brilliant (yes,
I said brilliant—take that Mailer and Rushdie and Franzen!) literary
critic of the New York Times, in hopes of someday finding a
book I wrote on the cover of the Book Review. I enjoy her criticism and
no, I don't think she has an agenda as many older white men have
accused, usually when recieving less than pleasant reviews from her.
She knows her books and refuses to put up with some of the crap that
passes as high literarture these days. We don't always agree, Ms.
Kakutani and I. For example, I think Ms. Kakutani should give Delillo's
Underworld a second chance. I do have one bad thing to say about
Ms. Kakutani though, I hate when she writes a review in the voice of a
character from the book she is reviewing, but I guess even Ms. Kakutani
gets bored sometimes and must have her fun.
As
proof of my love for Ms. Kakutani my previously mentioned band and my
previously mentioned book have combined themselves resulting in a song
titled, "Michiko Kakutani" of all things. A friend of ours caught a
performance of said song about a month ago and posted it on You Tube,
which I included here complete with lyrics.
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