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• Scanner's Greatest Hits: The Top 10 Posts of 2008

  Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week. Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 07 2009, 03:18 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• In Case You Missed It Yesterday: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read more... Posted Jan 06 2009, 02:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

  Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 04:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: nerve, al gore, hillary clinton, tacky, amy winehouse, lists, gay marriage, bloggers, the UK, 2008, top 10 lists, scanner emily, nude beaches, mormons, drinking, new jersey, australia, abortion, scanner brian, roe v. wade, emily farris, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, math, boobies, dick cheney, comments, top 10, bad movies, groupies, california, breast feeding, scanner nicole, rnc, scanner verena, sarah palin, prop 8, proposition 8, mail goggles, almost famous, client no. 9, client number 9, the room, 2009, nude sunbathing, the mormons, 10-year-olds, suckling at the teet, the u.k, douche bag, sunbathing, pop music, governor eliot spitzer, missy quinn, drunkenness, top ten, commenters, james blunt, tabloid news stories, le pequena, la pequena sarah palin, protesters, douche, mormons in california, grown children breast feeding, mormons against prop 8, high class call girl, republican national convention, top 10 scanner posts of 2008, roe vs. wade, 35 year anniversary, i had an abortion

• The Rule... If You Don't Want to End Up Watching Die Hard 4 This Weekend

  "The Rule" is the brainchild of cartoonist and creator of Dykes to Watch Out For Alison Bechdel. It's supposed to make sure you're movies have meaningful female characters concerned with something other than men -- if that's what you want out of a movie. If not, well, see you at the 7:30 showing of Babylon AD.  The finer points of the rule are flushed out in the rest of the strip, after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 04 2008, 01:57 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, feminism, bruce willis, bad movies, the rule, alison bechdel

• We Boiled Mena Suvari's Sex Movie Down To Its Most Watchable Moments

  Translation: we present, so you never have to rent this straight-to-DVD film due out in October, the three-minute graphic sex scene that probably helped keep Stuck out of most movie theaters... Read More... Posted Aug 29 2008, 05:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, satire, sex scenes, funny, nsfw, dvds, bad movies, stuck, mena suvari

• Kim Kardashian And Carmen Electra Size Each Other Up, Wrestle, Cuddle

  Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian, the film's stars, couldn't give a big, hot, reality star's ass what people think of their new movie. Although they do worry about the stalkers and photographers, as they reveal in a couple of creepy-as-hell stories... Read More... Posted Aug 27 2008, 02:44 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, movies, kim kardashian, MTV, paparazzi, carmen electra, movie, creepy, keeping up with the kardashians, asses, stalkers, bad movies

• "Indy 4: Indy & The Aliens" A Steaming Pile of Crap, Say Preview Audiences

  You can't say we didn't try and warn you on this one, like, months ago, but according to every single report we've seen, advance word on the new Indiana Jones movie is uniformly bad. The latest pan from Ain't It Cool News actually even begins with the sentence that any Indy fan was hoping not to hear: Read More... Posted May 09 2008, 01:57 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cate blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, bad movies